little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what medicine you gave me, but now my gas, although still silent, smells terrible." The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
2006-06-15 09:03:29 · 19 answers · asked by poLar0!d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that is funny 9. But a Q, if she had hearing problems how did she hear the doctor telling her to take medicine?
2006-06-15 09:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by dhaval70 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9
2006-06-15 09:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Celesta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 1/2 out of 10
2006-06-15 09:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by weatherkari 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thinkk that joke is older than the little old lady in it. there are a bunch of variations on it, all about the same level, about a 6
2006-06-15 09:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by thale138 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I give it a 9 outa 10
2006-06-15 09:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
original!! a 9
2006-06-15 09:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 20 outa 10
2006-06-15 09:13:48 · answer #7 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny 10
2006-06-15 09:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by roxy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! 8
2006-06-15 09:14:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably an 8
2006-06-15 10:05:00 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋