10. Hey! Now there's a gift!
9. Well, well, well...
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
1. I really don't deserve this.
2006-06-15 08:51:07 · 11 answers · asked by poLar0!d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10. This is just what I wanted! (fake smile)
9. Thanks. Just put it with all the other umbrellas in the corner.
8. Hey... I got you the same! (look for disappointed look on their face)
7. I can't believe this. I didn't have it in blue!
6. How much did you say you paid for this?
5. So... this is how much I'm worth to you.
4. Darling, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! No, REALLY!
3. (just shake head and walk away)
2. What were you ON when you got this?
1. So, was this gift calling my name when you saw it?
2006-06-15 09:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by hey_k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10. do not damage it to the youngsters about Santa. that's a revelation which will be imparted to them by ability of their friends in 4th grade, followed by ability of the accusation, "What are you, stupid?" 9. there'll continuously be that one human being who brings a fruitcake that no human being will contact. do no longer damage the taboo. 8. in case you're having all relations over for Christmas, mistletoe is senseless. it really is merely an excuse on your horny relations to move slowly throughout their important others. 7. White Elephant is a no. no human being needs that hideous making a music carp to procure in a similar replace very last 12 months. 6. do no longer lower than any circumstances have the festivities at your domicile. 5. except you're a specialist woodworker or some thing, no human being needs your heartfelt domicile made present. 4. do no longer be the first to deliver out your Christmas playing cards. 3. i have 2. Run a million. Out
2016-10-14 04:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. How'd you Know!!!!!!!!
9. uhhh wow
8.Kool an easy bake oven
7. Pure Geniuos
6. Gosh i guess you didn't get the hint huh...
5. Oooh it fell out the window!
4.Coudln't get any better....(sarcastic laugh)
3.What the hell is this?
2.You have the receipt for this right?
1.Lord have mercy
2006-06-15 09:40:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fire one and the charity ones are funny!
2006-06-15 10:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by **LeXi** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You aren't going to believe this, but this is exactly the same thing I got you for your birthday!!!!!
2006-06-15 08:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Valerie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice! I definitely use number one the most!
2006-06-15 08:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! for reals don't want that happening! on Krismas
2006-06-15 08:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
its great
very funny
2006-06-15 08:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by mendy s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y shud we answer
2006-06-15 09:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by katykid93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this freaking sucks.
2006-06-15 08:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋