I won't be offended because I like honesty
2006-06-15 08:19:38 · 12 answers · asked by Jesus Christ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Culture Exchange
An Asian guy was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the teller, "Why it change, yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get a hunat eighty?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
2006-06-15 19:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
an English man a an Irish man and a Chinese man apply for a job on a construction site the forman says to the Irish man i want you to dig me a 15 ft deep hole and says to the English man i want you to fill the hole with this large pile of sand and the Chinese man your in charge of supplies and the foreman says I'm off on my lunch break i want it done by the time i get back the foreman comes back 1 hour later and says NOTHINGS BEEN DONE WHY NOT the English man says well you put the Chinese man in-charge of supplies and we haven't seen him since the foreman then climes on top of the 10ft pile of sand and says where the hell is he then the Chinese man jumps out and shouts SUPPLIES
2006-06-15 08:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do Asians use as a blindfold?
Dental Floss.
How's that? Can't think of any more without offending other nationalities. I'm Asian too so I can tell those Asian jokes without getting scolded.
2006-06-15 08:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mimi 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know any but I do like chinese food!
2006-06-15 08:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a chinese guy on a greek airpot asks a cab driver -'how many ppl live in greece?';the guy says'abt 15million,why?';'great',said the chinese dude,'that means y'all know each other'...
2006-06-15 08:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by dea_ro7 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
But it's not honesty, it's rudeness
2006-06-15 08:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by Uncertain 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why can't Chinese people play basketball?
they can't reach the rim.
2006-06-15 08:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by unique2thextreme 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ur not going to sue us or anything, right?
one day Wong got married to a beautiful chinese. when they were blessed with a child, they found he was black! so they named him Samting....
(Samting Wong)
2006-06-15 08:33:23 · answer #8 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like fortune cookies!
ok, its not a joke... but I like them!
2006-06-15 08:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
how do chinese name their children?
they drop a coin down a flight of stairs. (ping, chang, pong, ding, clang, etc.)
2006-06-15 08:32:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋