If a group of JW women took they're fist and clinched them together, holding them chest high, during prayer and the preist sprinkled holy water on they're knuckles.
Could these women have been blessed with holy knockerz?
2006-06-15 08:13:30 · 5 answers · asked by Fish Bait 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
absolutly, but they cant show them off
2006-06-15 08:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by jyd9999 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses do not practice interfaith. They recognize that all other religions are tools of the Devil, and the Witnesses cannot engage in such false worship.
But this question is not about interfaith; it is intended to mock Jehovah's Witnesses. Interestingly, such "hatred" should be expected by true Christians in this time of the end, and it actually helps identify Jehovah's Witnesses as Christ's true disciples:
(John 15:19) If you were part of the world, the world would be fond of what is its own. Now because you are no part of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, on this account the world hates you.
(Luke 6:22) “Happy are you whenever men hate you, and whenever they exclude you and reproach you and cast out your name as wicked for the sake of the Son of man.
(1 Peter 4:4) Because you do not continue running with them in this course to the same low sink of debauchery, they are puzzled and go on speaking abusively of you.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
It seems signficant that the relatively small religion of Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones best known for their worldwide preaching work. Yet Jesus commanded that ALL who would call themselves "Christian" perform this public work:
(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you. And, look! I am with you all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.”
2006-06-16 14:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real JW woman wouldnt let a "preist" put holy water on her! We dont do anything like this because it is totally false as are all religions that take part in stuff like this.
You dont know how to spell!
Achtung...your totally right!
God is not one to be mocked....
they will sure reap what they are sowing!
2006-06-15 15:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by Gimmee Chocolate!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pitiful. Not even a chuckle.
2006-06-15 15:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have asked this question in jokes & riddles.
2006-06-15 15:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋