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It's between become a Scientologist or a Jedi.

2006-06-15 08:08:12 · 25 answers · asked by DEF z 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Join the Jedi; it's more of a real religion.

2006-06-15 08:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Caritas 6 · 2 0

Jedi, totally. The teachers are cooler. But less attractive, from what I've seen on tv.
So I'll change my answer to, depends on what your goals are. If it's to be attractive I would become a scientologist, but if it's to hang out with a tight knit band of rebel misfits then you should be a jedi.
Addendum, or killing guys in white suits, that would be jedi's as well.

2006-06-15 08:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by TheHza 4 · 0 0

LOL. Are you serious? A Scientologist or a Jedi? LOL. I"m sorry but that's the dumbest thing I've heard today.

2006-06-15 08:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by eevee132003 2 · 0 0

L Ron Hubbard was a satanist before bringing about scientology...

become a Jedi...may the force be with you = )

2006-06-15 08:14:03 · answer #4 · answered by just askin = ) 2 · 0 0

Scientologist. They're getting a car in NASCAR. Too cool for words.

2006-06-15 08:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should shun religion all together. Religion is a man made set of rules using a god(s) as a false power source to keep people under rule. Be you and do what you think/know is right.

2006-06-15 08:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jedi! Show em who's boss, may the force be with you always.

2006-06-15 08:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is clearly a joke.

If not I think you would be better off joining the "The People's Temple" I hear they get free Grape Kool-aid on a regular basis

LOL

2006-06-15 08:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by RockStarinTx 3 · 0 0

jedi, may the force be with you

2006-06-15 08:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

aren't they basically the same?
Be an agnosticly gnostic christian Jedi, with good hair.

2006-06-15 08:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by nathan_b37 2 · 0 0

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