one morning at about 4am my friends came and woke me up to come drink with them. it was about 11am and a few beers and shots later we decided to go to the river. there was a rope swing there and when it was my turn to swing into the river, i was so drunk i didnt let go of the rope til i was back over the bank. it was really bad and just to top it off there was a cute dude just watching me and my friends started laughing. one of them yelled out, "amber, you can mess up a wet dream" and another one said,"i bet you felt that" i just told him that the only thing i felt was stupid.
another one.............................
one night i was really drunk and didnt care about anything. a few guys of a friend of mine were laying on the couch sleeping, but one of them was awake. this guy was laying there, watching me gawking over this other guy but like i said i didnt care. well now the guy that was watching me check this other guy out is now my husband. good thing he was too drunk to remember, but how can i forget?
2006-06-15 08:15:02
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answered by Amber 3
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Shortly after college, some friends who were gainfully employed and married to each other bought a house in a very upper class neighborhood. They were trying really, really hard to make a good impression with their neighbors.
The rest of us went on a bender, stole these signs that were just stuck in the ground around the Taco Bell drive thru- you know- in the shape of a bat and it says "Tacos 99 cents", etc. On the way, we picked up a couch and chair that someone had left on the curb. We also found some crappy lawn chairs, 2 old tires and a broken cooler.
We set all the stuff up in our friend's front lawn to make it look like a "white trash" yard. We were laughing so hard, I'm surprised they didn't wake up or one of the snooty neighbors didn't call the police. Pretty industrious for a bunch of jealous drunks.
2006-06-15 15:11:53
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answered by Julie6962 5
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On my 21st birthday, a Friday, I went to all the bars around the university campus and got a free birthday drink. Then we threw a keg party at my apartment. I drove to get the kegs...
I remember the first few guests arriving.... then I woke up. I was in a strange room completely clothed lying on a bed. Looking around, I saw my best friend on the other bed of the hotel room. There was a case of beer on the counter. Where it was, how we got there, and why I was there, I had no idea.
When we had a few beers and went back to my apartment, my roommate hit me. Apparently, I had asked every girl who came, including his girlfriend, if they wanted to give me a special birthday, uh, 'kiss'. No takers.
I was told I had lots of fun and was baiting everybody into fights with other people, too. I'm just glad I survived it.
2006-06-15 15:36:44
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answered by Anonymous
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I was studing in Italy, broke my foot while drinking red wine, and had to get a huge plaster cast- went to Oktoberfest in Germany with 30lb cast up to my knee, and after many many steins of beer forgot that my foot was broken. By the end of the night- my cast was flopping on the sidewalk, and I cut it off with a swiss army knife in my hotel bathtub, only to go the hospital in Germany the next day and get a new, plastic cast.
2006-06-15 15:06:53
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answered by deejkat 1
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In college a few of us finished exams on a Thursday night. Kept drinking all sorts of alcohol. When I eventually "came to", I was in Ohio. Keep in mind I started drinking in NY. To this day I havent a clue how we managed that.
2006-06-15 15:52:19
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answered by messycook 2
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All of mine are the same...Got drunk and then remembering 'coming to' the next day and having no idea what happened the night before...The best one was when I decided that I had had enough of that lifestyle!!!
2006-06-15 15:07:48
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answered by Eskimo 1
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Halloween. I was so drunk I was running and I accidentally ran into the sliding door at my friends house. My nose was bruised for a week. OPS
2006-06-15 15:08:02
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answered by Nicole 3
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Got drunk playing pool one night in Boston. Some random chick comes up and kisses me. Kick ***, I say to myself. When I ask her what her name is she kicks me squar in the nutz.
It was my girlfriend who I'd been seeing for about a month.
Ooooppsss!
2006-06-15 19:05:51
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answered by Scott D 2
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When me, my boyfriend and his friend were drinking in his Jacuzzi , we were all drunk and my boyfriends friend started finger banging me in both ends. It will be a night I will always remember and never forget
2006-06-15 15:06:49
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answered by L.A. Woman 3
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I can´t tell you...I´ve been saying "I don´t remember doing that !!!" ever since, and If I tell you, they would know I DO remember!!!
2006-06-15 15:19:07
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answered by Kalvaina 6
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