this girl at work keeps smiling at me at work and asking how i am. i've told her to go away but she then gets

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all emotional, wanting to know why i won;t talk to her. personally i think she's stuck so far up her own backside she's no fun to be around. plus she's a tramp. but no matter what i say she still talks to me. what should i say/do to get her to stay the hell away from me, without me losing my job.
then there's this other wee cow who doesn't like me, and seeing her turns my stomach. she giggles over EVERYTHING. she's 19 going on 4. i blank her when i can, but she always stares at me when we pass looking for a reaction. since hitting her with a shovel is not an option what should i do?
then there's yank at work who is the dumbest laziest piece of work ever. he loves to wind me up, so i wind him up. he's very homophobic so i make sexual remarks to him. how do i get him to move back to the usa?
then i have become addicted to internet webcams. its havoc for the credit cards. once the wabs come out i'm happy. what should i do?

why can't they curl up and die thus leaving me alone. wabs are hotters, jugs, melons, lovely jubblies

Answer 1

Your pretty funny.... thanks for lightening up my day.

You must have had your teeth fixed up very nice to have all the office girls at your beckoned call. Did you get that done in the States? err.... I mean the Colonies.

Answer 2

First of all be happy that ANY woman pays you attention, There are a lot of guys that would love to have a woman after them. Just for someone to say hello to them would make their day. Second---you can't be getting much work done.
My advice: People spend too much time judging others. It doesn't hurt to be pleasant. If that woman looked like JayLo you would probably be peeing your pants if she even spoke to you. Just because someone is different doesn't mean that they don't have feelings. Remember---she may be the only person to come along one night when you have a flat on a dark and deserted road.

Answer 3

Hey!!
Would you please read yourself aloud again?!
You sound like you're really unpleasant to be around.
Do you know the word "nice"?!
Do you know the way you can smile, ask nice questions to people like "How are you?" , and you can care for people?, this seems to be far from you.

One day, you'll be on your own, sitting down in your house, on your own, and you'll realize that you didn't achieve much in your life.
And I hope that on this very day you'll think you should have done better.You're not on earth for a so long time so if you don't try to make the people around you, and especially at work since you see them everyday, a little bit more happy, there's no way you can improve yourself.

Instead of asking questions on the internet you'd better go and talk nicely to the people you see everyday.

By the way I'm pleased not to know you, and I'm going to enjoy my life out of here.

Answer 4

Man

If these girls have taken a shine to you, you should be flattered ( however inclined you may be ). As for your Yank, there is one at every place, work wouldn't be work without one of him.

Maybe you should try talking to these girls at work and being a bit matey, then if your sure you don't like them you could find that you have nothing in common, or perhaps your friends wouldn't get along. Wow this one is complicated, or perhaps you are, or all of them.

Answer 5

Whatever you do don't change jobs. It would just inflict your apparent lack of tolerance and good manners on to some other unfortunate workmates. Why are you so angry at people who seem to have done you no harm? Chill, you may find they're not such a bad crowd after all. I reckon the problem lies with you.

Answer 6

And in the famous words of mr King ''why cant we all just get along!''........no realy what i want to know and this is not ment in any horrible way but what do they think of you.......this is your work place you are not in controll of who is there appaert from yourself.......if you dislike all these people ........maybe they also dislike you, and are being over friendly just to try and bare you?......whats wrong with having a conversation with someone it only takes a minuite and then maybe they will see what different people you are and leave you alone?

Answer 7

Ya know it doesn't hurt to say hello back. It seems as if you're the person that everyone at work should be avoiding since you find something wrong in everybody. Lighten up dude!!!

Answer 8

you seem to have a problem with everyone that you work with i think you should either get over yourself and try to be friendly if not you will end up with no friends and you will be a very lonely person or you should find yourself another job but i think any job you get you will always have problems with the people you work with because you dont seem to be a very nice person and i for one would not like to work with someone like yourself

Answer 9

In the work place you are forced to spend time with people who, in every day life, you wouldn't shake a shitty stick at. Unfortunately so as to not piss people off and cause an atmosphere you have to humour them. Tell people you're 'busy' and then type furiously as if to prove it. If they continue to talk to you then mock them for not working as hard as you!!!!
Good luck

Answer 10

the first onez type of insulting Momz. So, ill supply 7/10. the second one onez type of ok. - 8/10 the different 3 were spectacular- 10/10. The fifth one - Broccoli makes persons fart?? Oh my gosh!! I in no way had that journey. I dont like Broccoli although. It tastes undesirable. authentic undesirable

Answer 11

I take it you're having a laugh here. Otherwise you sound a complete c##t and would be best living a life of total hermitude as you cant deal with people,