I am going to have to take prozac and exlax so I can sit on the toilet all day and feel good about it.
2006-06-15 07:38:53 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had some great Indian food =)
2006-06-15 07:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by chits812 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had my favorite!
MISSIONARY STEW
From the Kitchens Of Idi Amin and Patrice Lamumba
85 Gallons of Water
2Baskets of Wild Carrots
1Baskets of Wild Parsnips
1Sheaf of Elephant Grass
1Bushel of Maize
200Rhinoceros Beetle Larve (Grubs)
2Warrior Shields of Tremites (Rounded)
4Helmets of Red Ants (Optional)
16Scorpions (To Taste)
2Handfuls of Trade Salt
24Crocodile Eggs (Beaten)
12Rhesus Monkey Tails
36Baboon Jowls
1Medium to Large Missionary (140-200 Lbs), Depending on Availability
(Half Portions of Ingredients for Smaller Entree (Below 140 Lbs.)
Place All Ingredients in Large Communal Cooking Pot and Bring to Boil Over Dried Gnu Dung Fire.
After Screaming Stops and Entree Sinks Below the Surface of The Water, Remove Half of The Gnu Dung And Continue Cooking (Stirring Slowing) Until Entree Again Surfaces.
Serves Village of 200
Best When Served Hot
2006-06-15 19:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, by the time I got to eat my dinner, it was midnight. I got done work, had to go home and shower, get ready for my ball game, drive back to town, play ball, and then be social at the bar. Then I had to do a favor for a friend, and by the time I dropped her off and picked up my chinese food, it was midnight. But, even at that late hour, my food was excellent! I just had a simple combo of fried rice and honey garlic ribs. Mmmmm. Well worth the long wait.
2006-06-29 06:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by Beck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a fabulous dinner. Fresh Salad out of the Garden. Halibut & some Cod, and also herb potatoes!! Yum :)
2006-06-15 07:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by Rebeca O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one, a movie hotdog with popcorn and nacho cheese on top. Not for me but for you, it will shorten your time on the thrown a bit. If that doesn't work try ice cream followsed by chili. Tat which doesn't kill you can only make you suffer. Hmmm.
2006-06-28 16:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do take nexium every day, I think you meant Prilosec not prozac! I had stuffed pork chops, corn and wild rice dressing! Yum Yum!
2006-06-28 16:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by single mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one above me sounds good, but I did pray over my food last night and had spagetti and tomato sauce with sausages. Its good...maybe you should pray more
2006-06-15 07:45:54 · answer #7 · answered by honeybuns8489 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Christian and so is my friend with me here and i mostly always pray before I eat, but if u forget it alright
2006-06-28 12:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by faithe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to this Mexican Restaurant with my friend who told me it was good. Well, it was not. The meat was so tought and chewy. The salsa and chips were okay. Will not go back...
2006-06-15 08:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by educated guess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and you will really wish you had prayed when God takes all your food away.
2006-06-26 20:13:16 · answer #10 · answered by browning.338 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋