Not only is it a natural human function but it was an accident. HONEST !
Please forgive me. I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU. Okay, well maybe I don't but I am sorry for real
2006-06-15 07:32:07 · 18 answers · asked by pudding_pop_head 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
BTW, if you think you are SOOOOOOOOOOOO mature that you can't answer my questions then STFU and keep scrolling. Nobody made you stop by, but thanks anyway.
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2006-06-15 08:01:56 · update #1
I would just start laughing and he probably would too.
2006-06-15 07:36:38 · answer #1 · answered by Tina 6 · 13⤊ 1⤋
HEY: williams8499@sbcglobal...
you wrote:
... "All of our body parts was made for pacific functioning" ...
Pacific is an ocean!
You mean specific.
Being illiterate must be a terrible thing!
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Now to answer the question:
It is only fair to at least warn them!
Because even an Elephant, one of the largest and strongest animals can not hold back a fart!
2006-06-15 15:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be really grossed out and I'd probably be really mad but I would forgive you for your "natural function". I understand that your body becomes very relaxed during oral sex and these things can slip out, but if I were in your significant others position...you wouldn't be getting any head until you learned to control your bodily functions. Would you like it if she farted in your mouth?
2006-06-15 14:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by Misty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is absolutely no way in the world to be upset. When you're down in that region you have to expect the unexpected. Look how close you are to things. The only thing to be concerned with is laughing too hard and ruining the mood.
2006-06-15 14:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by J P 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I would not get angry because I would not induldge in such an awful
oral sex engagement. All of our body parts was made for pacific functioning
so therefore you got the unexpected. I know you are laughing.
2006-06-15 14:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happened to me once. I was going down on him and, as he was coming, he farted. He couldn't control it! I just laughed and stopped breathing for a few seconds! It's no big deal! As long as you don't do it all the time.
2006-06-15 14:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by Offkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the best questions anyone has ever asked here!
I would hold my throat, gasp for breath, roll on the floor, and make gagging noises.
Appreciation is important in these cases.
2006-06-15 14:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by gilgamesh4003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the reason for that is becuase you can at least tell them you need to fart before you do it.. IF it was one that just came out and you weren't aware of it, no but it would mess the mood up..
2006-06-15 14:36:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can ask the person to stop or tell them what is about to happen this would be the right thing to do if you loved someone or wanted the same treatment what if it happen to you or would you enjoy it
2006-06-15 15:45:37 · answer #9 · answered by Theresa L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my Mistress has farted in my face many times on purpose. She says She saves them for me and most often i believe that to be very true.
2006-06-15 14:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by sadnservice 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go somewhere else with your sexual problems. Most people on here don't want to see them. You are too gross for words. Why would you ask such a personal question to people you don't even know??????
2006-06-15 14:37:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋