Hi, my elephant is dirty, and my wife (Ann Coulter) won't wash it so I have to. Do any of you devil-worshipping pagans know how I can burn some incest to magically wash the elephant? Not that I wanna use it, just that I want to go burn down the store that sell it.
God Bless Jesusland!
We must protect the SANTITY of STRATE marriage!!!
2006-06-15 02:44:22 · 11 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Very carefully ;)
2006-06-15 02:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by astrotam80 2 · 18⤊ 6⤋
Bite me.
Pagans don't worship the devil because WE DON'T BELIEVE HE EXISTS! He is the creation of Christians.
What does paganism have to do with SANCTITY (learn how to spell)of STRAIGHT marriage?(Obviously you are a product of the USA educational system) All the Pagans I know are straight. And I say we give the homos a shot at marriage since the heteros can't seem to get it right.
2006-06-15 02:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you and Ann pray for rain!
Waters the elephant, washes the elephant and let the sheep out from under your bed and the goat out of your closet. (the rain should revive them) Once the lawn starts growing you can use the goat to keep the lawn down and start knitting socks for the winter off the sheeps back while its grazing too.
BONUS
Everyones happy lol
Good Luck
2006-06-15 02:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid you're going to to need a hose. All the incest in the world isn't going to get your elephant clean. And incense isn't going to help the stank it picked up from the old lady.
2006-06-15 04:04:46 · answer #4 · answered by kaplah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is most disturbing. Your wife, Ann Coulter, needs to be taught the proper behaviour of a good Christian woman. I suggest daily beatings until she learns her proper place.
2006-06-15 02:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually Elephants r washed in lakes/rivers & their backs skin is scrubbed with a hard naturally occuring subtance.
2006-06-15 02:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Adebayor will be a hero if he ratings day after today, that is how immediately issues replace. the merely man or woman i'd in no way welcome decrease back at Spurs' is Sol Campbell. (he's crap besides now, yet that is to boot the point)
2016-11-14 19:37:15 · answer #7 · answered by durgin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say soap and water, and a push broom with a really long handle...
2006-06-15 02:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by peachmonk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-06-15 02:54:12 · answer #9 · answered by secundus555 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you had me at god bless jesusland
2006-06-15 02:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its "straight" not strate you tard.
2006-06-15 02:47:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋