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Seeing as how apparently I'm going to go there...

2006-06-15 02:13:56 · 33 answers · asked by XYZ 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yes, and it's all crazy fundamentalists giving you brain-numbing answers.

2006-06-16 03:56:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Yup, Ed. But only the Singles & Dating and the Trivia and the Bullfighting categories. Instead of a maximun answers a day, there is a minimum (and you know what Dante had to say about Hell - 7 levels, same as here).

Also you are asked to log in EVERY time you click the Preview button and your account is suspended for no reason 12 times a day.

The more points you get, the lower they turn the gas (but there has to be a pilot flame).

2006-06-15 02:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0 0

I doubt they have computers in Hell... undoubtedly all the silicone chips and motherboards and whatnot would melt... So No. Unless you are talking about the Hell in USA. THEY have computers and are hooked up to the internet

2006-06-15 02:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by exquisite pianist 3 · 0 0

I really hope you're right, I'm apparently going to the same place! See you there : )

2006-06-15 02:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by cc 6 · 0 0

Definitely not, Yahoo! Answers is heavenly.

But, more seriously, don't seek to understand the mind of God, and don't base your relationship with God on the words of other men. Regardless of what you have done, God will still grant you salvation if you seek it.

2006-06-15 02:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by redwolf7782 3 · 0 0

Probably, idle hands and all that. In hell I bet everyone misspells their questions and answers, treats it like a chat room and dating service and answer questions badly just for the points. Oh, wait.............

2006-06-15 02:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by sticky 7 · 0 0

Naturally. Rumour has it that Satan has a Dell laptop and DSL in the lower realms. There was a great demand from the lawyers there....

2006-06-15 03:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by Of course, good displacement. 1 · 0 0

not unless you don't believe in JESUS or want to accept cause guess what there sunshine he is waiting to hear from you because there is no sin you can do that is going to be to big for JESUS'S shoulders to carry after all he took on the sins of the world. talk to your or a pastor\preist GOD loves you.

2006-06-15 02:20:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why would they have it there? The only place that's good is Heaven....you won't get rewarded for going to hell.

2006-06-15 02:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Or better yet, IS THERE A HELL? Once you figure that one out, the rest will be easier to decipher.

2006-06-15 02:15:59 · answer #10 · answered by expertloghomegal 2 · 0 0

What you should be asking is.... Is there a hell? Since the church has lied to us about everything else.

2006-06-15 02:17:32 · answer #11 · answered by Jackie 5 · 0 0

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