If so, do they know how to apply it to their genitals?
2006-06-15 01:22:51 · 20 answers · asked by inmyname2003 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
yes lol
2006-06-15 01:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by paul_pppp2002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Us Yorkshire folk are much too canny to apply our own electricity to our own genitals. We use electricity from the south of England to apply it to the genitals of southerners instead!
2006-06-17 07:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by neilcam2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure they have been granted the wonder that is electricity for at least the past 70 years. Unfortunately the inbreeding, vast quantities of yorkshire pudding and the fact that God hates them has meant that their brains have little more use than a durex riddled with holes. Commonly referred to as "yorkshiritis" this has also been discovered, in recent years, to be a sexually transmitted disease originally contracted from pigs and then passed genetically through the generations, mutating over the years to what is now an airborne virus. Therefore if planning a trip to the dales please be sure to wear a Haz Mat suit at all times and be vigilant in your decontamination when leaving the area to ensure containment of this terrible affliction. If you have any sympathy for the plight of the yorkshire idiot please go to www.combatyorkshiritis.org for details on how to help.
ps. this is a piss take (so as to avert any possible legal implications)
2006-06-15 08:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by D J 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes! and ...Yes!
They don't really need any 'leckie' really tho'...... given that Day to day Yorkshire life involves the 'master' scolding the ruddy-faced maid, and fat cook boiling up the broth on an open fire, while Mollie mops the scullery floor for Mistress Arkwright before being thrashed and then fired etc etc by-eck
LOL at btjohnny!!
2006-06-15 14:19:21 · answer #4 · answered by Rach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no we power all our stuff from little dynamos attached to hovis delivery boy's bike wheels. When billy goes down hill like clappers it powers family of four for a week
We are so hard we dont need the leccy to power our stuff, we just look at it and it t'works
2006-06-16 02:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by enigma_variation 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No they live in caves and rely on candles for light and warmth. There have been some genitalia/wax related incidents, but it's ok because it's too dark for them to see what's happened.
2006-06-15 11:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by justasiam29 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what did Yorkshire ever do to you?
2006-06-15 08:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by Jen_Greebo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they all live in a hole in the ground covered by sheet of tarpaulin. But it were a house to them.
2006-06-15 15:31:47 · answer #8 · answered by Rotifer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're intending to insult them you will fail because they haven't got enough electricity to run their PC's
2006-06-15 11:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my house in york runs on batteries. we have a van that comes round each week to charge them up for us. it is a new environmental scheme the council are running.
2006-06-15 08:27:53 · answer #10 · answered by andrew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They get their whippets to run around tread mills connected to little dynamos.
2006-06-15 08:32:04 · answer #11 · answered by Boris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋