If so, do they ever get wick envy?
2006-06-15 00:25:31 · 48 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Home & Garden ➔ Decorating & Remodeling
Real men think candles are wicked!
2006-06-15 04:16:32 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 12⤊ 3⤋
???? Wicked? My candles are not evil!
I don't know if it is a matter of being male, but sometimes when I notice that someone has more candles than I do I wonder if I should have more... Is this wick envy? Doesn't seem like it because I just say to myself, "Hmm... maybe I should get more candles..." More like rampant consumerism...
2006-06-15 04:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Real" INANE Question.
LOVE,,, an inanimate object???? Hm, explain how?
Wick envy could mean that a male envies a phallic symbol that is about 1/4 inch long, to begin, and certainly as thin as a pencil lead, never becomes erect, in fact diminishes when set afire,,, NAH, I'd have to say, for me at least, ENVY is the last emotion I'd place on a candle wick.
2006-06-15 01:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hate to admit this, but the college I attend is known for its crazy students who burn couches every time they win a football game. I never did understand that. But anyway, some guy has a local business where he has started to make little candle couches, so that the students could burn their "candle couches" instead of a real couch. But I just laughed. Somehow, I don't think these couch-burning types are going to get the same thrill out of lighting a candle! But then, I wouldn't really call them real men either.
2006-06-15 08:44:35 · answer #4 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see here...real men, candles, love, wick, candles, love, men, wick. Nah, I just don't see the connection. Throw in a couple of beers and burgers and let me think about it.
2006-06-15 00:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Ray 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think real men can appreciate candles, I'm not sure they have a burning love for them. Surely a man wouldn't wax jealous over a little bit of string.
2006-06-15 02:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real men DO eat quiche and also.... Never mind.
But they do not, however, enjoy candles. They will tolerate them if a woman has put them around a room or hot tub or something as a prelude to scoring, but that does not by ANY means imply, infer, or suggest they actually like them.
2006-06-15 14:37:36 · answer #7 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO NO NO!!!!! We have so many candles in our house I think my fiance expects a electricity cut for a month!!!
They drive me crazy be it 1000 tealights or 1 huge candle full of shells that fall everywhere when it melts down.
I think a man who likes candles is a bit too close to his feminine side
Candles to me feel like some sort or satanic ritual-argh!!!!
2006-06-15 00:37:16 · answer #8 · answered by bigbrother 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like candles
I like the slicking from the candle flames on the walls and the females body I am with while we are in bed..
I like the smell they give off and how they make the female I am with react to certain influences they help us have more fun..
and I like to also drip wax on some from time to time, and some of them love it too.
so yes I like candles
and no envy here
thank you
smile
and good luck
2006-06-15 15:01:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will be envious only if the candle is bigger than their wick.
So it is advisable to buy the real thin ones. No problema.
Now the other issue is, do not drop hot wax anywhere near his wick. Excruciating!! Unless he is into that kind of chit....then drip away.....
Ok, I've said my bit for mankind today...I will hide now....lol
2006-06-15 06:01:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like candles but i dont know what wick envy is.
2006-06-15 00:27:38 · answer #11 · answered by texas boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋