During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
2006-06-14 23:53:08 · 12 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was brilliant!
2006-06-14 23:57:44 · answer #1 · answered by Irish_bi_female 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-09-09 02:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by huenke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke. haha.
all lill Johnny jokes are rokin though.
haha lol I'm still laughin.
2006-06-15 01:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by Jenny M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one of those Good Ol' Johny ones. Loved it. Thanks for making my day... Was about to turn off my machine to go home when I saw it.
By the way... my email ID is in my profile... for you to give it to Johny.
2006-06-15 00:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dat was really very nice for makin' someone laugh.
2006-06-15 00:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by the invinci 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. funny. but whats purpose of making the teacher faint??
2006-06-14 23:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wah, Great!
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2006-06-15 00:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
johnny _ shows the good manners?oops----
2006-06-15 02:13:43 · answer #8 · answered by planet_X 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is lil' Johnny naughty?.....Lol
2006-06-15 01:27:25 · answer #9 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke like you
2006-06-14 23:56:26 · answer #10 · answered by bubli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋