here is mine
beckham and rooney are in a pub, when rooney falls off his seat and lands spread out on the floor. sven sees this and rushes over to find out what has hapened.he asks beckham what he thinks, beckham replies" i think he's broken his metal bar stool"
2006-06-14 22:24:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man is flying his airplane, when suddenly the engine burst into flames. Lacking a parachute and facing the prospect of burning alive, he kicks open the door and leaps from the plane. As he's falling, he hears a buzzing sound, and realizes there's a fairy flying beside him. But this is no Tinkerbell, this is the ugliest fairy he's ever seen. The fairy says, "Give me a kiss and I'll stop your fall." The man looks down, looks back at the fairy, and says, "how much time do I have to decide?"
2006-06-14 22:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by zzooti 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ur's was gr8.
I like making funny, celebrity jokes. Here are a few.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other ***** little boys up the ***.
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Hope u ike it
2006-06-15 06:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by Gary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your joke.
Mine is not a joke, it is something that actually happened (and I am not renowned for making amusing ripostes!) I was with a group of friends and one was pontificating about James Bond, making an erroneous remark. I knew he was wrong and even had a book to prove my point. He informed me that the book was wrong. I said, "I bow to your inferior knowledge. " He said. "so you should"
Although not a joke, it made everyone laugh (except the person I said it to, who did not realise what I said!)
2006-06-15 05:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something Beckham would say!!!
2006-06-15 05:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by LONDONER © 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do they call a short leggged ******?
A Kneegro
2006-06-15 05:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by tom_dewlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Where do flying saucers come from?
A. Angry mothers in a kitchen!
2006-06-15 09:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Robert C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you and id like to marry you!
2006-06-15 05:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the sausage say to the carrot?
im a meat.
2006-06-15 05:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by arghhh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you get if you cross a kanagaroo a gorilla and a pig
A kangarillapig
2006-06-18 06:58:12 · answer #9 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you circumsize a redneck...... slap his sister in the back of the head
2006-06-15 05:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by wethoser1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋