My penis is so big, I have to use the main fuel pod of the space shuttle for a condom. lol
2006-06-14 21:39:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha...................................
Liked ur joke
2006-06-14 22:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by Kochuvava 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like this must be Black humor day.
So....
Fire In The Furnace?
A seventy-five year old guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"
The nurse says, "She had twins."
He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."
She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."
2006-06-15 20:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salty chocklate
2006-06-14 22:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwww... you must be related to the Yo Mama who is so big that if she sits around the house, she sits around the house!
2006-06-14 22:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
original but not funny sorry check ya later ♥
2006-06-14 21:44:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're not very mature in your head, but thats ok, i excuse you... i mean some people are mentally retarded and i feel sorry for them
2006-06-14 21:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha!
2006-06-14 21:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-14 21:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck!
2006-06-14 21:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by anna pavlova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
?
2006-06-14 22:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋