Can anybody help dis lady pls.?

Question

Dear Answerholics help this lady,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as Super 12 Version 5.0, Tri-Nations 3.0, Limited Overs 7.2 and especially Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Answer 1

Dear Desperate:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 PAN style" FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial", Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Answer 2

Avoid Affair 1.1 and trying to load Alimony 2.5 These seem helpful, but add more problems in the long run.
Reinstalling and running Honey Moon 2 a second time seems to help at least for a short time and won't hurt.
Upgrading the hardware and removing all the little files of calories, can improve performance. Perhaps a database of golf, deviant sexual behavior, a cooking, would help as well.

Answer 3

Just install Boyfriend 6.0, but keep the program isolated from Husband 1.0 to avoid CPU crashes...

Answer 4

u wl hv to make sure u r virus free by scanning full system using a xtrs Virus scan and insert into her hotmail floppy disk a harddisk of 6.3 version till the time she screams yahoooooooooo....

Answer 5

Give it up! Go to the matrix and find the Oracle who is an old lady who will say things before you do it...

Answer 6

refresh your system but with the same machines and programs.
and remove that husband 1.0 and make it wonderful husband 10.2

hehe

Answer 7

Call Help and Support! Do a virus scan. one of those "layzee" worms might be at work

Answer 8

Try using Sex 101 - worked in my house

Answer 9

I love this one veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy much
this is sooooooooooooo true
thanks for sharing.

Answer 10

try combining boyfriend/husband and 1.5 socially unfit cheater it should balance out some