I want to go undercover and find Bin Laden myself. Good idea?

Question

I dont care anymore, I figure I can make a billion people happy even if I die trying. Thoughts? Im serious

Answer 1

i wanna go

Answer 2

Not a good idea. Remember you will encounter a lot of barriers - Geologically, Geographically, Politically, and Physically, et al. The chances of you looking for him, and return alive is probably nil. Firstly, whats your calculation of knowing exactly where to dig underground to get to that spot where he might actually be? Do you have those tools? Are you experienced to combat the elements along the way? Are you physically fit? Do you have back up? Clearly if not having the above, then you are in no position to find him. If you want to make billions of people happy, try finding a cure for HIV/AIDS, or Cancer, or any form or viruses. Or better yet, help all societies in the world to get food, or water, or have money to develop themselves - that's happiness in a form. Clearly, no one will care if Bin Laden is found.

Answer 3

Well, if it ever was a good idea, I think posting it on the internet took care of that. There goes your element of surprise and the NSA has probably turned this information over to an agency in your municipality who will have yellow flagged you and be watching for activity to suggest that you actually are serious. In the event that you do anything to prepare you will likely be contacted and HIGHLY discouraged or just plain arrested if you do anything with questionable legalities. I'd recommend making no preparations until you're actually in Iraq or a neighboring country.

If it makes you feel any better, the NSA has probably turned me over to some gov't watchdog for "conspiracy" to help you do harm to a foreign blah blah blah... What a bunch of tripe. Best of luck just the same.

Answer 4

Go for it. Dog the bounty hunter said he could find him too. Couldnt you see it? Dog the bounty hunter, a tall blond guy doing undercover work in a muslim country. LOL. I'd like to see it, but I think dog would probably lose his head in no time flat.

Good luck finding Bin laden. If you did find him you'd be a rich man. Personally, I think he's dead. I dont think he will ever be found...alive.

Answer 5

I like the way you think! It would be a very difficult thing though to infiltrate a group of people that are close to Bin Laden - they probably won't trust outsiders. But, if you can find a way - I'd support you! Best of Luck.

Answer 6

Excellent idea , I suppose you have got the money and resources to do it then I'm thinkin go for it buddy,you are all that we have got . The mighty USA and al their mates can't find the bastard ,but I reckon you will get him champ and you will smash him,I can't wait to you get back so I can shake your hand,I hope your an ozzie,if not I will read about it soon and wish I were you champion.

Answer 7

If you die trying... the only people you'll make SAD are your family members. And , no it's not a good idea, although you have the right attitude. Go kick the punching bag at your gym.

Answer 8

Do it brother. According to the Libs he should be simple to find. My suggestion would be to check the cemeteries first. That piece of filth probably died a long time ago in a cave under a bunker buster and we just haven't been able to confirm the kill yet.

Answer 9

Sure, why not? You could get $50 million reward money. It would help to dress and act like a Pakistani, and to learn the language. Good luck!

Answer 10

I guess you want the US Government reward money.

But I think you are out of luck unless you:
1. look like an Arab
2. speak like an Arab
3. pray like a sunni
4. follow all the sunni traditions

Answer 11

You will find him living lavishly in downtown Tehran as a guest of the Iranian government.