Don't hesitate to ask me, I am the master key of answers.
2006-06-14 20:03:26 · 22 answers · asked by Great Man 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
2. THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
2006-06-15 20:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
say ol' master....what's a key answer anyway..will it unlock the knowledge or keys or answers or the secret pathway to the outside garden where you 'keep' your man eating plants? what are you really asking here that we can actually focus our pea sized pods on and answer for you? hmmm?
2006-06-15 03:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by Sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me the total number of violation notices you got so far.
Mine is 2
--- LeeeN
2006-06-15 03:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Which is the richest country & why ?
2. Which letter is always cool & how ?
2006-06-15 03:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the name of Pakistan's President?
2006-06-15 03:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by gomusica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you count stars in the sky and tell answer
2006-06-15 03:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is my question: If you are so good at answering, then why are you asking?
2006-06-15 03:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by ^^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ducks have water proof feathers?
The chimp,the baboon and the gorilla are all apes?
2006-06-15 03:11:10 · answer #8 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why you are called as a great man?
2006-06-15 03:06:22 · answer #9 · answered by Bolan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi ..Yes..otherwise, I would not be on yahoo Q and A!:)) ...
In fact : ..you are asking a question..right now..
If you didn't..you would not been having, that reply.. :)) ..
Kind regards!!:) ..
2006-06-20 22:47:42 · answer #10 · answered by Kimberly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋