I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.
The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in.
2006-06-14 19:13:43 · 11 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knowing the procedure, as I am sure all women do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:
"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was getting ready for a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
2006-06-14 19:14:00 · update #1
Can you say TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR? LOL
2006-06-14 19:21:06 · update #2
iamigloo, it's not my personal story, i am just "re-telling" it. I hope it's true because that would be really funny...
2006-06-14 19:25:01 · update #3
hey i bet yr hair colour is red ? am i right dear ?
correct me if i am wrong at udayy2@yahoo.co.in
2006-06-14 20:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny Joke!
2006-06-14 19:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is too good. Dont remember where I heard it before... but still made me laugh a lot.
Talk about funniest most embarassing moment of life... hmmm where's that yahoo question asking about it, read it today itself.
2006-06-14 23:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this one before and everytime i still laugh like the first time. very funny, hope i never do something that embarrasing.
2006-06-14 19:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by granny's baby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! How embarrassing!! I wounder if that person ever went back to that him... LOL
2006-06-14 20:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by **ELLE** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops
2006-06-14 19:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't 've that much time to go through all this............it can't be a joke.........
2006-06-14 19:21:24 · answer #7 · answered by mobi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Is this real?
2006-06-14 19:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-14 19:31:40 · answer #9 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!!
2006-06-14 19:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by mrs.dynomite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋