Which Marx makes the most sense, Groucho or Karl?

Question

Karl said,

"The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them. "

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/k/karl_marx.html

Groucho said,

"Humor is reason gone mad."

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html

Which of the two speaks to you?

Now that I have your attention.

Of the two who do you think is cuter?

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~MA01/Cober/marx/groucho.gif

or

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/photo/lifeandwork/images/75km3.jpg

Answer 1

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read. The workers shall control the means of production. You haven't seen the last of me. Well, the first of you makes me sick. Well, I have never been so insulted in all my life. Don't get around much do you?

Answer 2

Groucho, definitely. Karl Marx's quote might have been true long ago, but now the people's vote counts for nothing.

And Groucho looks better because he doesn't even have a mustache. It's just some grease painted across his face. Look closer and you'll see.

Answer 3

Groucho's probably cuter; I haven't seen Karl Marx in that many movies. Plus Groucho could ad-lib fantastically.

Answer 4

Karl is butt ugly. Groucho was a hit with the ladies. Maybe it was the 'stache? I don't know. I like Stalin.

Answer 5

i think Karl Marx makes more sense. however is capitalism a good thing...erm no.

Answer 6

I vote for Groucho for both...

Answer 7

Harpo made the most sense.

Answer 8

yikes!