A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's
office for a checkup. Afterwards, the doctor took
the wife aside and said, "Unless you do the
following things, your husband will surely die."
The doctor then went on to say, "Here's what you
need to do." "Every morning make sure you serve
him a good healthy breakfast. Meet him at home
each day for lunch so you can serve him a well
balanced meal. Make sure you feed him a good, hot
meal each evening and dont overburden him with
any stressful conversation, nor ask him to
perform any household chores. Also, keep the
house spotless and clean so he does'nt get
exposed to any threatening germs."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what
the doctor said. She replied, "You're going to
die".
2006-06-14 18:45:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one! yeah right
2006-06-14 18:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 6⤋
If I was a woman, I'd give you a 7 or 8, maybe 9. As a guy, I would say it is funny if you reversed the genders.
2006-06-14 18:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 thumb up
2006-06-14 18:50:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale 1-10, I would rate this a 9.
2006-06-14 18:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh.. kinda funny. Here's one:
Jesus was in front of the crowd that wanted to stone the prostitute. He says "Whoever is free of sin can throw the first stone..." A lady comes out of the crowd very decisively and kills the prostitute with one stone to the head.
Jesus surprised, yells "Aww Mom!! What the hell?!!"
2006-06-14 18:56:40 · answer #5 · answered by vincenzi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its good one. I'll give u 8 out of 10
2006-06-14 21:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by Uptowngirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny though....5 out of 10
2006-06-14 18:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by kurakure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie. 8/10.
2006-06-14 19:01:21 · answer #8 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10. Didnt send me rolling on the floor laughing but is kinda realistic kind of funny, and I dont know why but it reminds me of my sister.
2006-06-14 18:50:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard funnier jokes in my life but this is probably one of the best on yahoo answers so i will give it a 9/10.
2006-06-14 21:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by nauroze_hoath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah I heard an extra variation that went anything like they had been within the boat discussing approximately Peter strolling on water and one in every of them will get out and walks to the shore and shouts again do not check out it except you realize wherein the stumps are. hahaha cheers («?RfD?»)
2016-09-09 02:01:14 · answer #11 · answered by huenke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋