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While being programmed by Bill Gates. He loaded a battle game in me. I was rebooted and began to play. I saw the computer screen, I saw fighting a muslim,on the battle ground and I threw my weapon down. He began to read the Quran to me, I laughed, the screen went blank and a message came up...

"General Execution Error"

Is laughing punishable?

2006-06-14 18:30:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

9 answers

"If I submit to God, I’ll just become a puppet!"

"A brilliant young man questioned Dr. Henrietta Mears about surrendering his life to God. He was convinced that becoming a Christian would mean the destruction of his personality, that he’d be altered in some strange way, and that he’d lose control of his own mind. He feared becoming a mere puppet in God’s hands.

"So Miss Mears asked him to watch as she turned on a lamp. One moment it was dark, then she turned on the switch. She explained, ‘The lamp surrendered itself to the electric current and light has filled the room. The lamp didn’t destroy its personality when it surrendered to the current. On the contrary—the very thing happened for which the lamp was created: it gave light.’"

Vonette Bright, Renew a Steadfast Spirit Within Me

2006-06-14 18:32:19 · answer #1 · answered by fasi 2 · 0 0

Sounds like you've got a few screws lose. You should go see a mechanic or something.

2006-06-15 01:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have listened to Styx way too much.

2006-06-15 01:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. "C" 2 · 0 0

Hmm..i have no idea what u meant..but I'd sure like to kill some terrorist. hahaaaaahhaaaaheeeeehhheee

2006-06-15 01:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by spurdom28 2 · 0 0

Maybe not punishable.
I don't know what you think is funny?

2006-06-15 01:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0 0

dude...please...why did you just waste 5 points on that question. please...sober up.

2006-06-15 01:35:05 · answer #6 · answered by rocker86 2 · 0 0

WOW you should get out more

2006-06-15 01:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No

2006-06-15 01:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by imran 3 · 0 0

duuuuuuuuuddddddeeeeee that is so deep

2006-06-16 09:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by theswarm666x 5 · 0 0

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