Would I be a mormormon, or a moronman?
brb. I gotta poop this time. I can't be late.
remember last time? (squeezes legs)
2006-06-14 17:55:51 · 20 answers · asked by hokie wolf 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
nope, you have already proven yourself too smart to be one! LOL!
seriously, they need many, many prayers.. they need to be saved.
2006-06-14 17:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gosh I have no idea why I'm even bothering answering you. Won't you please go and get some help with your vocabulary. Also I doubt anyone on here wants to read about your bathroom problems unless it is under health issues sounds like you would never be accepted in the Mormons to me. You are not grown up enough. Sorry, be something else, preferably a summer school student.
2006-06-15 01:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope dumb jerk morons do not make good Mormons. Better think about another religion.
2006-06-15 00:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope sorry we have a fair amount of morons anyway just like every other church ... no moron openings available!!! I would try the baptist I think they will take anyone except for Mormons of course!
2006-06-15 02:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by destineypyle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, absolutely. You can't be one any other way. That's like initiation - try to knock on as many doors as you can and tell a bunch of twisted stories just to bother the **** out of us all. That's pretty moronic.
p.s. ask your mom for some diapers, Skid-markman.
2006-06-15 01:41:38 · answer #5 · answered by got2hav_faith20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess would be no. You are already an outsider and too old to adapt to new concepts. Nonetheless I recommend that you go for the lessons and don't be cheap pay your dues. Education is not free.
2006-06-15 01:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. you are very successful at being a moron anyway
2006-06-15 00:57:31 · answer #7 · answered by Track Walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Don't remember last time. Don't be late! You'll have a mess in the hall. You would be a morEmon.
2006-06-15 01:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by Seargentshears 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm telling you, those depends are amazing, they are the most popular brand adult diaper in all the nursing homes in America.
2006-06-15 01:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-15 03:31:32 · answer #10 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋