run the mile in grade school? Did his superhuman strengths kick in by then, or did it take until he was an adult?
2006-06-14 17:07:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Careful friend, you are on dangerous ground here.
Now go ask Him yourself.
I recommend that you do it on your knees.
2006-06-14 17:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by CEM 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Considering that school back then was different from school now, I don't think anyone ran the mile.
His superhuman strengths kicked in when He was baptized....at least I think so 0.o
2006-06-15 00:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by silverxdust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although I believe this is meant to be a lighthearted joke, I would like to answer the question that is really hidden there: Was Jesus able to do miracles as a child? I don't believe so. The Bible does not say that Jesus was 100% man, 100% God while on earth, it seems that He was only 100% man. He performed no miracles until after His baptism, when the Holy Spirit descended upon Him. Jesus did his miracles through the Spirit's power, not through His own.
2006-06-15 00:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Serving Jesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus ran the mile in grade school, but because of a faulty sandal, his buddy Yousef beat him by one goat length at the six minute mark. Some scholars of our time believe of the legend that before the race, Yousef actually clipped the crucial strand in Jesus left sandal that held the ankle, leaving Yousef the only man in history that Jesus never forgave.
2006-06-15 00:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by ScareBear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His parents made him slow down so he would just take 2nd place. His dad wanted him to go out for sports, but his mom didn't want others to catch wind of his super powers.
But, in times of trouble, he was permitted to run as fast as he could. This really excited him, and so one day when he was being chased by these guys in these cool futuristic single passenger Frisbee looking vehicles, he ran so fast that he was even able to run on water as the bullets were flying all around him.
His sister has the ability to make herself invisible and project force fields.
2006-06-15 00:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're confused. You must be thinking of Clark Kent aka: Superman. Jesus performed miracles, but did not have super-human strength, just a lot of love and wisdom.
2006-06-15 00:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by zbelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His super powers kicked in when he realized that he needed help crossing the border and getting past the Border Patrol Officers.
2006-06-15 21:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proverbs 26:4
Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
2006-06-15 00:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was so smart he skipped grade school, also everyone knows he didn't run he flew, Gee don't you know anything. 2 points Ha Ha stupid people = stupid questions
2006-06-15 00:14:33 · answer #9 · answered by Justa Countryboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In No Time Flat He just thought his way to the finish line...
2006-06-15 00:13:08 · answer #10 · answered by mariee64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he wouldn't have used his powers to show off.Someone told me that Jesus might have used his powers to make wine for other school children though...Back then they just loved their wine!
2006-06-15 00:14:29 · answer #11 · answered by BuckFush 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋