A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how the politicians lie."
2006-06-14 17:03:52 · 8 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-14 17:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
LOL i like how it bashes stupid redneck farmers AND lying politicians! amazing!
2006-06-15 00:05:59 · answer #2 · answered by khaoticwarchild 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...thanks
2006-06-15 01:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by kurakure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-06-15 00:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good ... very funny ... it sure made me laugh.
2006-06-15 00:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe funny!
2006-06-15 00:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by green_day_luva91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before..........but anyway it was funny.......ha ha ha
2006-06-15 00:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by earthwaterfireairsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe... pretty good
2006-06-15 00:10:38 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋