when i say thing i mean phrase.
2006-06-14 16:45:36 · 36 answers · asked by maxxie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I saw one relaly funny yesterday it said " I had a nighmare
I was a Blonde
2006-06-14 16:50:48 · update #1
i dont suffer from insanity....i enjoy every minute of it!
i used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
"jenius"
you are just jealous becuase the voices talk to me
i live in my own world, but it's okay. they know me here
i'm not an acholholic, i'm a drunk.
(acholholics go to meetings)
rehab is for quitters
on the front: "got sunscreen?"
on the back: "cuz your about to get burned"
(as in dissed)
don't annoy the crazy person
i hear voices and they don't like you
my mom says i have attention deficit disord....oo! a shiny thing! can i have it?
i can only please one person a day. today isn't your day. tomorrow doesn't look good either.
and i care becuase...?
go away. you're ugly.
you know what your problem is...you're stupid!
marilize legajauna
2006-06-14 17:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by notepad39 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a shirt that had the word ARM written by each arm hole and the word HEAD written right by the neck. Then on the center of the chest it said, BLONDE'S TEE SHIRT. I'm blonde and thought it was hilarious!
2006-06-14 16:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by luckyme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was in very small print on the front of the shirt on the left. It said 'Nosy Little Fu**er, aren't you?'
Everyone had to really get close to see what it said. It was great.
2006-06-14 16:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by mama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have only one nerve left and you are getting on it
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody
I'm not paid enough to be nice to you
I'm the guy your mom warned you about
99% women are beautiful...the remaining 1% are in my college
Just a few of many great ones...
2006-06-14 16:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Jesus hates the yankees"
"Please don't feed the models"
"Don't want me yet ..Have another drink "
"My name is Heimlich. Want to see my maneuver?"
"Objects in this shirt are bigger than they appear"
"Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear"
"Rub my latern and see my genie"
"So when is the wizard getting back to you with that brain"
"Keep staring ..I may do a trick "
"How can I miss you if you don't go away"
2006-06-14 19:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by AirForceWife2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I have that shirt.
The funniest one I saw, would be my friends shirt that said on the front "How to keep an Idiot busy (Look on back of shirt)" on the back "How to keep an idiot busy(Look on front of shirt)"
That kept me interested.....
2006-06-14 17:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was on a guys t-shirt...
He was riding a motorcycle, and on the back, it said, if you can read this the b i t c h fell off!
I ♥ that saying...
2006-06-14 16:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by *(¯`•._.•Jessica•._.•´¯)* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It said "Stop looking at my shirt."
Then there was a pink one that said "Keep laughing...this is your girlfriend's shirt."
"6 out of 5 people have trouble with fractions"
2006-06-14 16:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by Susie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, so it didn't realy say anything, just a picture in reference to Harry Potter todays sad politic, go and see it at http://www.waycooltshirts.com
2006-06-14 16:55:23 · answer #9 · answered by sgbrix 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is sick but my kind of humor the shirt said " I swear I did not know she was 3" LOL
2006-06-14 16:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by Gweedo8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋