whats the stupidest thing that anyone has ever told you?

Question

thank you every one for your answers

Answer 1

OK... We had this psycho landlord... He like, stalked us, and came to "our" house for odd-ball reasons...like...stupid stuff right??? Well... We were moving, and we were packing up and we quit for the night and our beds were gone, so we went to sleep at our grandma's house down the street. Well, we forgot my little sister's pajamas and her blanket, so me and my mom drove back to the house to go get them. As we started to drive closer to the house, we noticed a black, explorer like truck. We knew it was the landlord's, but when we pulled up next to him, he leaned over, hoping that we wouldn't see him! God he was so stupid, but THEN he sat up, after my mom knocked on the window like 5 times... and then he looked at us and said "hey!" and my mom was like " DO YOU NEED SOMETHING"... he sat there and babbled and then he was like.... " I was trying to find someplace to eat chicken sandwich..." ( from McDonalds...) I was like... YOU LOSER... It was so funny... we left...

And when I got home, me and my sister were making fun of him... *LOL* I acted like the Landlord, and I said... " man it would have been funny if he rolled his window down and offered us a french fry!!!"
Then my mom was like... "we should SO go get McDonalds and go eat it on his lawn... Then when he pulls up, we should just tell hime we were trying to find someplace to eat out McDonalds...and then offer him a french fry..."


*LOL* the funny thing is, his house is way out from McDonalds... And our is like almost RIGHT next to it!!!

...He IS stupid though, don't you agree???

Answer 2

I was walking down the sidewalk with a friend of mine who saw a group of Native Americans holding a rain ceremony in a field, and she piped up and said:

"That's what's wrong with this country! I wish all those damned Indians would go back to where they came from!"

That is not only the dumbest thing I have ever heard, but also the only time I've pushed anyone into traffic.

Answer 3

ONE of the stupidest things-when some of my friends were calling me an "over achiever" for the visual i had to do for my presentation that day, when i only did it during another class that same day before that period, in less than 5 minutes. i mean seriously, printing, cutting, pasting, WASN'T that hard!

Answer 4

Someone told me he voted for George Bush. Sounds pretty stupid to me, well, even more stupid, was the person that voted for George Bush four times (1988, '92, 2000, '04).

Answer 5

A married guy I know recently felt compelled to tell me how cleanly his son poops. Like the kid really doesn't need to wipe when he's done. He said, "He's got the sharpest turd-cutter I've ever seen!" W-h-a-t-?

Answer 6

i was talking 2 my friends and she had 2 count how many sharpies she has so she was like i have one pack of 29 ad one pack of 12. thats 33 right?

then she said o wait no its 44?!

shes so retarded so i sa id its 41, lee (her name). so she was like wait what?

so i said ur a geeeeeenius lee and she was like well i had 2 count on my fingers and i couldnt cuz my hands were full! lol

Answer 7

When I was talkin about Eminem, one of my friends asked WHO he was and another one said," Oh! HE? He was that charecter who won the American Idol, right?" I swicthed the topic immediately!

Answer 8

when anyone asked "returning from market"?- then moment when I return from market with the shopping (marketting) bag.

Answer 9

... that I won't be able to pass my exams if I don't study for 8hours per day.


--- LeeeN

Answer 10

that i was short . me being 5'8 them being 5'3