do any of you know whats the best marijana flush out there?

Answer 1

3 words: DONT SMOKE IT!

Answer 2

I think you forgot the fact that it doesn't matter if you flush your system. there are other ways to check the drugs in your system. the hair test being one. what you gonna do shave the whole body. won't work see when the hair grows back there is the THC again. so the immortal words of my prior constituents, DON'T SMOKE THE CRAP! you get a few hours of "high" but a possible life of "man now how do I get rid of the stuff in my body!" any "head" will say man it doesn't harm you in any way, just look at the alcohol, just look at the "coke" man hey weed is so much better than that. well, no it isn't. we have done studies for years on certain subjects, and what we have found is the damage to your lungs is just as bad and the fact that the memory goes where you can't or you struggle to remember things that are so simple for people that don't smoke the crap. leave that stuff alone dude it ain't right for you, man don't waste you life with the drug worries. you are probably a young person with so many good times ahead of you. you know if you continue to smoke that stuff you ain't gonna remember the good times all of that will be a cloud, a fog, you might get bits and pieces but thats all.

Answer 3

at Wal-Mart they used to sell this stuff called Aqua Pur, it is in the camping aisle and used for water purification. Take two of those and put them into a 2 litre bottle of water and let them dissolve. Then drink it. It tastes like chlorine but will flush you out, piss once before your test (if that's what this is for) and the second time you pee should be at the test. Now, this doesn't give you a negative read out, or a positive, it is simply water so some places will want you to take the test again at a later date but at least it buys you some time.

Answer 4

Water. I know it sounds farfetched, but water dilutes your urine to pass the test. Give yourself at least 2 1/2 weeks, to clean out your system and drink mad water. It depends on how often you smoke. If you smoke on the weekends and you are looking for a job or if you are on probation, you have to give yourself time to clear out because weed (THC) is in your bloodstream and it goes thru your urine. But urine can be flushed and not only that, it takes blood a couple of months to get back to normal if you smoke marijuana.
And if its a probation officer that asks why is your urine watery, you just tell them "look, i play sports, I help bag groceries for old people, i cut the grass every morning. So i drink alot of water and gatorade. Do you really think that my pee will come out purple from drinking gatorade? I dont think so." Well dont say that last part. If your probation officer knows that you smoke, then you tell them that you have not smoked for a long time and you are quitting. They cant question you , as long as ur pee didnt come up postive for THC, no matter how much or often you do or dont smoke.

Answer 5

Haven't needed it, but go to your local pipe shop and buy the most expensive stuff. Drink lots of cranberry juice and water, and get outside and SWEAT as much as possible before your test. Drink stuff loaded with caffeine for a masking effect, and I hope we're not talking hair-follicle test here - those are virtually unbeatable.

FYI - The vinegar and cider vinegar ideas are great as well, but for the love of God don't drink bleach!! It's a corrosive agent and a poison and will eat your esophagus and stomach lining.

Answer 6

you have all the answers you need. now i want to say some things about them. a person who is desperate enough to drink bleach, which is poisonous, is desperately addicted. likewise for those who suggest all kinds of draconian methods to hide your drug abuse. you may be able to hide it from a tester, but even if you can, in the end you are only hiding it from yourself. what you are hiding from is the fact of your addiction. the thinking delineated by the people here who suggest 'flushing" methods is clearly delusional to those of us who are sober. it is difficult for us to reach the addict, because he or she is living in another reality, altered by the addictive substance. it clearly has control of you and not the other way around if you are posting such a desperate call. the only way that you can see the truth of this is to re-enter the reality of sobriety and give up your addiction. take the first step this way: admit that you have become powerless over marijuana, and your life has become unmanageable.

Answer 7

Yea, stay away from it. I agree with the person above, there are other ways to test if someone really belives you are smoking other than the pee test. The most painful of all is the spinal tap. Most bodily fluids, ie, blood, spinal fluid, hair cells, tissue (especially brain) are affected by carcinogenic substances such as pot and tobacco. You won't get rid of it pal on a quick fix. Your body will have to process it to be totally rid of it, and even if you pass this one, you will eventually get caught. God Bless.

Answer 8

Vinegar. Be careful though because it will totally **** with your system if you drink too much and if you do it too fast. At least 2 cups of it over a 24 hour period with lots of water. That will work. To keep your subcutaneous fat layer reasonable free from it drink pineapple juice but stop drinking that at least three days before because it will continue to be released into your bloodstream if you dont.

Answer 9

I have heard that pectin works drink it with water then flush with more water the day of your test it is suppose to coat your stomach so it doesn't come out in the urine.

Answer 10

honestly there isnt one out there. time really is the only agent that will help flush that drug out of your system. i work in a labolatory where we test blood, urine and other fluids and believe me, people who smoke regular cigarettes and/or weed it always always shows up on their test results (most show up up to a week ). so time, drink plenty of fluids, no caffeine (meaning coffee or tea) just juices (without sugar). sweating is good as it will speed out the process of letting go of the toxins.

Answer 11

If you want to know the BEST one, OK I got it, but It's really slow.....TIME. but 420's all good
P.S. I have been told not to use golden seal as they will detect IT,(been on the market a long time)and fail you, could be just another rumor, but was told there are newer and better products out there