"What the thinking, my son" asked Chief Sitting Bull while smoking his weedy pipe.
"It is true father that our tribe named their newly born after what the first thing they saw." asked his son anxiously.
"Yes, when I`m borned, they saw a bull sitting down and that why they call me Sitting Bull.Your sister borned when the moon full and we call her FULL MOON and your brother, wolfs cry while he was born and we named him Crying Wolfs.Why do you ask, Two F#cking Dog," replied the chief while hugging his son shoulder.
2006-06-14 15:51:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've got one like that.
A kid walks into the room where his parents are. "Why is my name Lief?" he asked
They said, "We named all of you after the first thing that touched your head. A leaf fell on your head as we took you home from the hospital."
A second kid walks into the room and asks, "Why is my name Rosepetal?"
"Well, when you were a baby, your aunt gave me a boquet of roses. One of the petals fell on your head, so that's what we named you."
A third kid walks into the room and whispers into the first kid's ear. The first kid said to his mom, "Mom, Cinderblock wants a sandwhich."
2006-06-14 16:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this before, only it was the first thing seen when the child was conceived. "Why do you ask, Busted Rubber...?"
Also, there is one based on the Pythagorean theorem, where an Indian chief had three wives and each one wanted to have the most sons by him, so each slept with him on a different kind of animal skin (moose, buffalo, hippopotamus.) "The sons of the squaw on the hippoppotamus were equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides."
2006-06-14 16:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed your joke. Its very funny.
2006-06-14 16:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by Kochuvava 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard about the "Torn rubber" joke....
this one is ok too
2006-06-14 21:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. I like that one.
2006-06-14 16:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe funny
2006-06-14 17:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by green_day_luva91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2006-06-14 16:10:53 · answer #7 · answered by weatherkari 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-06-14 17:11:32 · answer #8 · answered by Tequila_Sunrise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-06-14 16:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by o0o_tomkat_o0o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bol! and there's one about chinese don't really remember it but,, its hilarious 2!! :)
thx !
2006-06-14 16:05:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋