2006-06-14 15:25:58 · 16 answers · asked by Aaron 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because he don't like kicking his "BALLS" with his "FOOT"
2006-06-23 23:48:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because the last time he played football out in the summer sun, he turned into a hot dog!
2006-06-24 16:05:43 · answer #2 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wasn't a Husky/Wolf mix like mine! She loves to play football!
2006-06-14 22:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by psycho_housewife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With no background to your joke I'll have to let you continue on your own for a while 'till you tell me what you're talking about.... .
No bones and ice-cream?
2006-06-14 22:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by The Coroner of China 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b'coz 2 is required .hands r not allowed
2006-06-15 01:21:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was dead.. sorry I didnt want to tell you.. but those flies around him.. are not just happy to see him
2006-06-14 22:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by jcnofear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too scared.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 14:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was having a "ruff" day!
2006-06-26 01:45:17 · answer #8 · answered by alacaliwest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His scuppers were wet.
2006-06-27 02:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was tired of getting downed
2006-06-14 22:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by tinybuddafly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was only a foot long?
2006-06-14 23:15:06 · answer #11 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋