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I farted the other day and I could sware it was just a clean fart. Turns out I soiled most of my tighty whiteys underwear and they were stained brown. I mean Is there a pre-emptive way of knowing whether you are about to shart or just fart. What are the symptoms?

2006-06-14 15:21:53 · 11 answers · asked by ast5792 1 in Health Other - Health

11 answers

please don't sit next to me.

2006-06-14 15:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by AAAAAGAAAA 2 · 4 1

I don't know. But why don't you just carry around those adult moist wipes (they're like baby wipes but are for adults)? Yes, they do have them because mostly elderly people use them. (I use to volunteer at a nursing home.) Also, just because mostly elderly people use them doesn't mean younger people can't use them.

ex: Charmin Freshmates (you can find them at the isle with toilet paper in the store)

2006-06-14 22:26:49 · answer #2 · answered by -- 4 · 2 1

When we were in grade school we were told we have five senses. We have many more. This is one of them. The rectum can sense the difference in density between solid stool and gas, butt it is less accurate when detecting the difference between liquid and gas...hence the messy skid on your whities. Just throw that pair away.

2006-06-14 22:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by c_schumacker 6 · 4 1

Well that must of sneaked out! LOL. But u just know deep down in ur gut!

2006-06-14 22:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by I♥myPitbulls 4 · 5 1

Sorry no offence but if you can't figure that out, maybe you should get some Depends or something

2006-06-14 22:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by possumking_1 1 · 4 1

wth is ur prob? thanx 4 ur answer! NOT!!

and u thynk that IM a SICKO???? look at this weerd question...

2006-06-14 22:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by LuvSik13 1 · 2 1

ive done that one too many, im just cautious about what i eat b4 i feel it comin on

2006-06-14 22:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

thats just nasty, goto the bathroom reguardless

2006-06-14 22:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by Dawna S 1 · 6 1

if your stomache hurts up top, its gas, if its down low... hit the toilet

2006-06-14 22:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by Sammie M 2 · 6 1

just do it and find out

2006-06-15 12:39:19 · answer #10 · answered by MICHELLE J 2 · 4 3

DO YOU HAVE PICTURES?

2006-06-14 22:25:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 9 3

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