What are the top 5 signs that your next door neighbor is actually...?

Question

Elvis?

Funniest answer gets 10 points of course. And everyone else gets a lovely parting prize of 2 points.

Answer 1

5. He is always saying to his kids don't step on my blue suede shoes.
4. He has sideburns down to his elbows
3. He tells his beagle you ain't nuttin' but a hound dog.
2.He celebrates his anniversary at the heartbreak hotel
1. Every time he goes on line and hears you got mail he says .................THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!

Answer 2

1)consantantly says "I have left the building" when he leaves a room
2)borrows peanut butter and bananas alot
3)tells you odd storys about him living underground 4 a while
4)when talking to his dog he sings "you aint nothing but a hound dog......."
5)has really big black hair that you can see from a mile away, wears a white jumpsuit with rhinestones, and always has a curled lip

Answer 3

1. He has a curled lip.
2. FUNNY looking clothes.
3. Singing the rock 'n roll songs
4. Trying to be the kind of rock n' roll
5. Has bad looking hair.

Answer 4

1 ) The left over fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches in the drive way

2) Aliens over to visit

3) Keeps talking about his wella wella

4) Gardens in a jump suit decorated with rhinestones

5) Has a fascination with toilets

Answer 5

1. empty pb jars, and banana peels
2. you call his phone and get " I have left the house.....please leave a message. Thank you, thank you very much."
3. his bathrobe is sequined, and he wears blue seude slippers to get the morning paper.
4. he owns a hound dog
5.

***i'm sorry i can't think of anything else...if i do i'll come back.

Answer 6

If he is dancing around in his Jungle themed living room wearing a jumpsuit...... it may be Elvis.

Answer 7

Here is the top answer:

"Special news report: somebody died today very heartbreaking for the family. Wait, just in.......the police report confirms that he died while taking a $hit. Well, thats it I QUIT"

Answer 8

He's sharing a place with Marilyn, Bigfoot and aliens!

Answer 9

Every time you look at him you are blinded from the stones on his bright white outfit!!!

Answer 10

if theres a pink caddi in the drive way