if I would eat juicy porkchops and they squirt and hit a muslim in the next booth, would he melt, like the witch did for dorothy?
would it be boasting, if I smaked my lips out of enjoyment and he heard me?
if he were offended and smaked me, could i flip a booger on him out of love of do'n it?
2006-06-14 14:02:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you are a racist moron.
2006-06-14 14:06:02 · answer #1 · answered by kknpz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Bible prohibits the human consumption of "pork" or the flesh of "swine" in the Book of Leviticus 11:7,8, " And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be cloven footed, yet he cheweth not the cud, he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch: they are unclean to you".
"And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet he cheweth not the cud, it is unclean to you, ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." Deuteronomy 14:8
Pork smells exactly like human urine and the male must be castrtated at least 2 weeks before slaughter or it stinks the whole neighbourhood.
Anthrax comes from the flesh of the swine. The pig is diseased naturally and carries salmonella and bacteria that cooking does not kill, and the eggs of worms in its system that cooking does not destroy and are left to hatch in the system of the consumer.
Mad cow disease is traced back to the pig or ration made from his flesh for cows. A lot of cancer patients may owe their condition to the pork, and so is obesity.
You are what you eat and the pig is an extremely fierce animal and will eat the human if they are both in the right location.
The Devil is painted as having pig's ears.
Smell your pork next time and see if it doesn't smell like your piss, especially the nice bacon slices, and when fried, the aroma is, oh so urinal comfortable! mmmmm!
2006-06-14 21:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by mythkiller-zuba 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spoken like a real Jerry Falwell-ite.
2006-06-14 21:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Biff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would probably beat you for making him unclean in the eyes of Allah and his prophet, Muhammad (Reese's Pieces Be Upon Him).
2006-06-14 21:06:53 · answer #4 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't recommend it, unless you wanted smacked in the mouth?
2006-06-14 21:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hon,you are a class A racist,I feel much pity for you
2006-06-14 21:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by Maw 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2006-06-14 21:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
2006-06-14 21:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by luvmadukes 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋