large pianist? what would you wish for?

Question

huge giant playing piano says to really pissed off guy still holding the magic lamp
why so sad?
guy holding lamp says the genie was hard of hearing
I didn't ask for a large pianist

Answer 1

Good health for all my family, especially my mum who is ill with cancer.

Answer 2

That was a bit difficult to understand but I got the punchline, I just read another joke that was very similar:-


There were 2 golfers on the golf course. One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light. his friend pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter. "Wow, where did you get such a large Bic?" "Oh, my genie got it for me," "Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?" "He is in my golf bag." The friend says, "Can I see him?" His friend says "Yes, sure!" So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man says to the genie; "I am your master's best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?" The genie says "Yes, just one wish". So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker. The man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over. He gets real upset, and says "what is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million Bucks, not a million Ducks. "His friend says to him: "Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"

Answer 3

jokes like these need to be put in a five star joke box!!!


very funny

Answer 4

a nice girl with a nice smile who i can take care of

Answer 5

a date with A HOTSHOT SON

Answer 6

funny

Answer 7

very good

Answer 8

ha!ha!ha! he really meant his thing

Answer 9

hahaha... good one

Answer 10

money