any good jokes floating around out there?

Answer 1

there was an apartment with 4 floors:
1st floor: a magician
2. painter
3. a blind man
4. a woman taking a shower

so the woman taking a shower was yeah, taking a shower, lol and then she heard a knock on her door. She put on her towel and went to answer the door. It was the magician. He said "congratulate me, congratulate me, i just did my first show!" so she said "congrats" and closed the door. She went back into the shower. She heard another knock on the door. So she put on her towel and went to answer the door. It was the painter. He said "congratulate me, congratulate me, i just painted my first house!" so she said "congrats" and went back into the shower. She heard another knock on the door. She figured that it's going to be the blind man so she didn't bother putting on her towel. So she answered the door butt-naked and the blind man says "congratulate me, congratulate me, i can see again!"

haha. i know it doesn't make much sense if u think about it, but i love it and all my friends love it. It never gets old. =)

Hope it made you laugh a little..

Answer 2

A man gets in line behind a woman in the supermarket. The man says to the woman "I guess your single?"

The woman turns her head away in disgust. She explodes at the man, yelling "how dare you, just assume I'm looking for a date because the items in my cart, can't I go shopping without being hit on by every scumbag in the world?"

The man simply said " I knew you were single, because you are ugly."

Answer 3

this is a little.. wierd but i always laugh..

there was a little girl and she ran home and said , "MOMMY, MOMMY! Johnny gave me $5!"
then her mom said, "Julie, he only wanted to see your underwear!"
"Oh," said Julie

the next day she comes running home again and says, "MOMMY, MOMMY! This time Johnny gave me $10!!"
"But Julie,, i told you.." said the mom
"NO MOM! this time i tricked him.. I DIDNT WEAR UNDERWEARR !"



HAHAHAHA

Answer 4

its kinda explicit

there is a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs.
a man runs by and sees her crying.
he says "why are you crying"
she says "ive never been hugs before"
so he hugs her
he runs by her again and she is crying
he says "why are you crying"
she says "ive never been kissed before"
so he kisses her
he runs by her again and she is crying
he says "why are you crying"
she says "ive never been f*ck*ed before"
so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says
"YOUR F*CK*D NOW!!!!!"

Answer 5

whats black and white and red all over

Answer 6

um,why didnt they let g-unit on the bus?

Answer 7

nooooo

Answer 8

nope sorry.