Three laywers and three criminals are at a train station all waiting in line for tickets. The laywers walk up and purchase three tickets. The criminals are right behind them and when they walk up they only buy one ticket. The laywers watch curioiusly to see how they are going to pull this off. They all board the train and the laywers watch as the three criminals all cram into a tiny bathroom. The ticket collector comes by to take everyones tickets. When he reaches the bathroom he knocks on the door and says "Ticket please," and one of the criminals sticks out his hand to give him the ticket. The lawyers watch in awe. This had to be the most brilliant idea. So on the trip back the lawyers only buy one ticket, but this time they watch as the criminals board the train without buying a single ticket. How do they do it this time?
2006-06-14 11:47:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A criminal knocks on the bathroom door and goes, "ticket please." The lawyers give the criminal their ticket and the criminals use the ticket
2006-06-14 11:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by bebeeangeldust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Criminals bought a round trip ticket?
2006-06-14 18:51:22 · answer #2 · answered by chere_belle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The criminals have been watching the lawyers watch them. This time they beat up the lawyers, take the ticket and repeat what they did before.
2006-06-14 18:50:38 · answer #3 · answered by shehawke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The criminals knock on the bathroom door and say"tickets please" and then the lawyers give them the ticket and then the criminals use it.
Oh and by the way you spelled criminals wrong.
2006-06-14 19:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by buggyeyedwonder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The criminals gave their ticket to the collector, allowing them access to the train.
2006-06-14 18:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Lord of Luster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a complete moron. its
L A W Y E R S and C R I M I N A L S.
Don't skip english class.....GO TO IT.
now, for the answer...... the lawyers all cram into the bathroom...and one of the criminals walks up to the bathroom and says.."ticket please" Brilliant, eh?
2006-06-14 18:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They rob the lawyers of their ticket and do the same thing.
2006-06-14 18:49:52 · answer #7 · answered by jacksfullhouse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawyers are criminals.
2006-06-14 19:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by Stephen K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lawyers and the criminals all cram into the bathroom.
I don't know.
2006-06-14 18:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There criminals, they stole someone elses ticket(s).
2006-06-14 18:51:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋