We have a class talent show and i need jokes.
2006-06-14 11:40:54 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They have to be really funny like yo mama jokes and things really funnyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
thank you
2006-06-14 11:50:55 · update #1
try Yahoo kids, there were a lot of school jokes there. it is on Yahoos home page.
2006-06-14 11:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgurllexi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just the 789 joke you know the onw Why was 6 afrid aof 7 cuse 7 8(EAT) 9 thats so bad lol
2006-06-14 11:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by silver01222000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bird dealer got a big shipment of penguins for the zoo. He told his assistant to take the penguins to the zoo.
A few hours later, he was driving down the street and saw the assistant walking down the street, followed by the penguins.
"What's going on?"
"Well, I took the penguins to the zoo, and I had some money left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."
2006-06-14 11:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Preacher, a Rabi, and a Nun walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" and the parrot say, "France, there's millions of them over there"
2006-06-28 07:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A duck walks right into a bar. Duck: you get carry of any bread? Barman: No sorry, we do no longer have any bread (after a couple of minutes) Duck: you get carry of any bread? Barman: look, we do no longer have any bread (very with out delay) Duck: you get carry of any bread? Barman: we do no longer have any bread!! (some time later) Duck: were given any bread? Barman: in case you question me if i have were given any bread once more desirable im gonna nail your bill to this bar.... Duck: you get carry of any nails? Barman: NO! Duck: you get carry of any bread? I requested god for a bike. I knew god did not artwork that way, so I stole a bike and as god for forgiveness. i replaced into walking previous the psychological wellbeing facility the different day, and each and each of the sufferers were shouting, '13...13....13...13.' The fence replaced into too intense to make sure over, yet I spoke of a touch hollow in the planks and appeared by skill of to make sure what replaced into occurring. some fool poked me in the interest with a stick. Then they began shouting. '14...14...14...14....
2016-10-30 21:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go online!
go to yahoo! & search 4 funny jokes or yo mamma. I did and I found some pretty good blonde jokes as well as yo mamma!
ex(s).
yo mamma is so fat that she has more rolls than a bakery!
yo mamma is soo fat when she steped on the scale the screen said one at a time please!
or watch yo mamma on MTV
2006-06-24 20:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Generals' Meeting
There was a brief meeting of several Generals and an Admiral. The Air Force General said, "I think I have finally found a way to show you true guts. "Airman, come here!"
The airman trotted over and came to attention with a brisk, "Yes, sir?"
The Air force General said, "Airman, climb to the top of that flag pole".
"Yes, Sir", came the quick response and up the pole he went.
When the airman reached the top, the General told him to jump. The airman shouted, "Yes, Sir", and dropped to his death.
The General turned to his peers and said, "now that is guts."
The Army General did the same and the Admiral did too, with the same results as the Air Force poor airman. The Marine General told them they were all full of s*** (crap) and called a Marine Private over. "Private, climb that flag pole!"
"Sir, yes, Sir!" was the quick response and up the pole he went. The Marine General than told him to jump. The Marine Privates response was, "Sir, no, Sir!". The General than turned to his peers and said, "now that's guts."
Though you might like this one, if you haven't heard it yet
2006-06-14 11:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by puddle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the bacteria go to the next microscope? It wanted to get to the other slide.
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work. Moo
And a simple riddle: Railroad tracks, look out for the cars, can you spell that without any "R's"?
2006-06-27 09:18:23 · answer #8 · answered by Kitsune 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A true story. Baby polar bear asks his mom, "Mom, are we Polar Bears?" Momma Bear says, "Of course, dear, now run off to school." That night, Baby Polar Bear asks his dad, "Papa, are we Polar Bears? I mean, could there be some other bear in our past." Papa Bear growls, "We are Polar Bears. I am a Polar Bear. Your Grandpa was a Polar Bear. All generations have been Polar Bears!" Baby Polar Bear looked sad and hung his head. "Then why I am so darn cold?"
2006-06-14 11:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by fatalleycat41 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't you combine joke with some drama
maybe with a partner or maybe some simple magic tricks
be creative
alway use the best joke for last
2006-06-14 11:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by n K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres some websites and books that will work.Here they are....
http://pbskids.org/wayback/goldrush/jokesreadothers.html
The Bailey school kids Joke book http://www.jokeswarehouse.com/cgi-bin/viewjoke.cgi? id=20051205
http://jokes.comedycentral.com/joke_of_day.aspx?adjustDate=0
The 3rd and 4th is just one
2006-06-26 14:45:08 · answer #11 · answered by Alicia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋