Got any funny jokes?
2006-06-14 10:58:55 · 6 answers · asked by AnswerBot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gallows humor is humor that makes light of death or other serious matters.
2006-06-15 10:53:18 · update #1
The Last Laugh
There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot.
2. To be hung.
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Bang! (he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
2006-06-15 21:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once upon a time there was a King whose court jester was in the habit of making bad puns. One day, he annoyed the King so badly that the King condemned the hapless comedian to be hanged in thirty days.
The jester sent tearful pleas every day to the King, begging for mercy. At last the King relented, for he was truly soft hearted.
The jester was so relieved he said "No noose is good news!"
So they hanged him anyway.
How's THAT for gallows humor?
2006-06-14 11:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What humor could come out of the gallows?
2006-06-14 11:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's harder than nailing a baby to a wall?
Nailing a baby to a puppy.
I'M KIDDING. I FIND THAT JOKE SICK.
Ok here's a good one.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco.
2006-06-14 11:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of any hanging jokes, but here's one...
Where would you find a dog with no front or back legs?
Right where you left him!
2006-06-14 11:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by billyidolrules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judge: "I've decided to give you a suspended sentence."
Prisoner: "Merci, juge! Mais, pourquoi?" (Thank you, judge! But, why?)
Judge: "You're going to be hanged."
Prisoner: "Dieu, veuillez me prendre maintenant." (Lord, please take me now.) [passes out]
I roughly converted the words into French, so I could make this a bi-lingual thing.
2006-06-14 11:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋