why is it that beer is soooooo good??

Question

And yes i am drunk right now!

Answer 1

because it is strained poo.

Answer 2

This goes a long way towards explaining a lot of things: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps Improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain Cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!?





Beer contains alcohol which has a number of health risks and benefits. However, beer includes a wide variety of other agents that are currently undergoing scientific evaluation.
Nutritionally, beer can contain significant amounts of magnesium, selenium, potassium, phosphorus, biotin, and B vitamins. Typically, the darker the brew, the more nutrient dense.
In 2005 Japanese study found that non-alcoholic beer may possess strong anti-cancer properties. Another study found nonalcoholic beer to mirror the cardiovascular benefits associated with moderate consumption of alcoholic beverages.
It is considered that over-eating and lack of muscle tone is the main cause of a beer belly, rather than beer consumption.

Scientists have just finished a six-year study into the effect of alcohol on the body and found a drink or two each day was better for the heart than a drink just now and then.
It was particularly beneficial for middle-aged men, the study done in Denmark found.
Men who drank moderately each day had a 41 per cent lower risk of heart disease than teetotallers.
That was far more beneficial than those who drank no more than one day a week who only saw a seven per cent drop.
But there was bad news for women who enjoy a drop as the team found there was no such benefit for them.
"This is one more study suggesting that a modest to moderate amount of alcohol in the world of heart disease is reasonably healthy," said Dr Richard A Stein, clinical professor of medicine at Albert Einstein Medical Center in New York, and a spokesman for the American Heart Association.
Stein was not involved in the study, which was conducted by researchers at the Centre for Alcohol Research, part of the National Institute for Public Health in Copenhagen.
The findings are published in the British Medical Journal today.
The study followed more than 22,400 women and more than 25,000 men aged 50 to 65 for nearly six years.
The results were adjusted for known cardiac risk factors such as age, smoking, education, physical activity and diet.
It found men averaged 11.3 drinks a week to women's average of 5.5 drinks.
But the researchers stressed that any potential benefit from daily drinking would be overwhelmed by the ill effects of heavy drinking - more than a drink or two per day.

Answer 3

The first drink of a cold beer after you just got off work is the best taste in the world. So cold, crisp and refreshing. Good stuff!

Answer 4

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy -- Benjamin Franklin

Answer 5

Idont know idrank my first beer when i was 12 and i have been loving it ever since.

Answer 6

Oh my.... dear go to sleep. And stock up on Advil for the morning.

Answer 7

:- 0..... Ohhhhghhhhghhhhhmmmmm beeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

Answer 8

well actully it is bad to drink alot.and stick with water till your better

Answer 9

I don't try to reason why , just keep them comming

Answer 10

BECAUSE YOUR A DRUNK

Answer 11

it smells good not tastes good