2006-06-14 09:50:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Texugo (pronounced Tezz U GO) the Brazilian Badger
By day he teaches astronomy to starry-eyed coeds in a city junior college where the lights are too bright to ever see the stars. He seems oblivious to the only reason they take his classes is because of his dark good looks and Brasilian Portugese accent.
But at night....
He dons the spangled trunks and striped mask of Texugo! He knows you cannot spell badger without the letters B A D. He is bad, but in a good way. Not as conflicted and angst-ridden as his mustalidaea cousin Wolverine, Texugo can burrow under the criminals, clawing his way through their defenses, and using his bouncing badger ball of stringy stuff (Texugo never seems to throw anything away and this just keeps accumulating) he can lasso them for justice. If that fails, he can switch to lecture mode and put them to sleep by emitting borons (particles of boring energy).
Known semi-affectionately as "Badger-butt" to his sidekick JugglerMouse ( a rodent who can throw knives, torches, and silicone balls at miscreants), Texugo must slip away during the astronomy lab sessions to fight crime. He fortunately is a whiz at Powerpoint and has his labs set up in advance. The lights go down, Badger and Mouse take their stealthy leave.
Occasionally, he has to limp back to the telescopes after battling the criminals, claiming an old war wound. The coeds all sigh and think this is even more romantic.
Texugo is hoping for a teamup with Underdog in the next Underdog movie.
2006-06-14 18:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Rhino-plaster = can give you a nose-job in 3.5 seconds with his knuckle sandwich. Even your mom won't know you.
The Editor = will change the contents of your self-description before you can say, "espresso please".
Boom boxer = can smash boxes with his own two fists.
Stockboy = don't try to hide it, he can always find it.
Luggieman = hawks luggies with deadly force and at unbelievable distances. It is supected that this is the real reason for the war in Iran, because Luggieman was actually trying to hit his arch-nemesis and got Bush, Sr. by accident in the eye which disabled him for several hours, gave him pinkeye and got his son going. Luggieman looks an awful lot like Saddam Hussein, but they are not related. This is the reason for the mixup.
2006-06-14 17:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by shehawke 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about Itsnotmyfault Man.Able to completely go over board in any given situation.Can completely dramatize a no drama situation in 10 seconds flat.His pros include,helping everyday people appear on Jerry Springer,Sitting in at ball games and causing soccer moms to break out in fist fights,and has been known to instigate name calling in brother/sister confrontations.Cons...Will never admit he left the seat up,causing his woman{Why do I have to do everything myself Girl}. to fall in
2006-06-14 17:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sarcasmo, the only superhero who can make hardened convicts weep bitterly by use of acrid wit, and her therapy-loving sidekick, Tissue.
2006-06-21 22:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Angryman,
(funny power) He can spit out B.S. like nobody eles can
(deadly Power) He can kill you by looking at you with his angry face
2006-06-14 16:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOSSIER, the latest Canadian superhero!
HOSSIER and his quasi-human motorcycle CANADADDY roar down the country roads in search of crime and beer! With the ability to vomit six feet, distract with his drunken tales, and his unique ability to always pass the breathalizer, HOSSIER and CANADADDY whip butt in the Canadian wilderness!
2006-06-14 17:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by blairs_smirking_revenge 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
grazadeze
deadly powers-
mind control-razor sharp wings capable of slicing through solid titanium-invisibility
funny powers-
ability to freeze solid objects-if detected while invisible it will play with you until you become stupefied with laughter-if startled it can change you into a snake to play with-you know how animals love to play with their food
2006-06-14 16:58:22 · answer #7 · answered by De Jo' 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We can cross our dogs with giraffes and then they can stand on the porch and bite the hoologans across the fence in the street ?..or we can cross our dogs with hienas and they will bite the thugs and laugh about it ?
2006-06-25 07:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by Featherman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nag-Broad: She leaps into the middle of any criminal situation and is able to nag and pester the villans into doing undone chores and things around the house.
2006-06-14 16:55:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
;) I actually made up a super hero based on another one...they are talking about having "bible man" video games...I think it would be more interesting to have"Porno-man" video games.
Biblemans partners are Cyfer and bible girl...Pornomans partners would be Cyber and Porno girl:) more people would buy the games
2006-06-14 16:57:00 · answer #10 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋