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Okay theres a tomato a piece of gum and a penis. The tomato saws I have the worst life i get cooked and then eating. Then the piece of gum says, no i have the worst life i get chewed spit out and then stepped on. Then the penis says, no my life is worse i get a plastic bag get put over my head then shoved into a dark black tunnel and have to do push-ups till i puke....

2006-06-14 09:26:38 · 23 answers · asked by linigirl92 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

It's such an A M A Z I N G Joke :)

Great one Gurl!

We Want More, We Want More!

2006-06-14 10:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Pinky 3 · 1 0

don't forget,the penis has 2 nuts for roomates and lives around the corner from a real a**hole!

2006-06-14 10:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by L.T. 4 · 0 0

I think its a funny joke, a little bit discusting though. It made me laugh, did you make it up?

2006-06-14 09:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Martinez Y 2 · 0 0

nope discusting and revolting. YOU NEED HELP IN THE HEAD SCUMMER

2006-06-14 09:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A bit old, but still pretty much ok.

2006-06-15 21:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was funny, i just heard that one from a priest some time ago.

2006-06-14 11:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by mstuffy 2 · 0 0

Not funny or original

2006-06-14 09:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by echelon 3 · 0 0

ive heard it many times but no matter how much i hear it i think its funny

2006-06-14 09:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by zette 1 · 0 0

That's a good one I have to remember that one.

2006-06-14 09:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by chris 2 · 0 0

well at least the penis can blow red bubbles

2006-06-14 12:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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