A MAN ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK FINDS A GENIE BOTTLE. THE GENIE SAYS " I'LL GRANT YOU 1 WISH". THE MAN WISHED THAT HE COULD PISS VODKA. HE WENT HOME THAT NIGHT AND TOLD HIS WIFE TO GRAB TWO GLASSAES. SHE DID AND THEY GOT DRUNK. THE NEXT NIGHT HE COMES HOME AND TELLS HIS WIFE TO GRAB TWO GLASSES. THEY GET DRUNK. HE COMES HOME THE NEXT NIGHT AND ASKS HIS WIFE TO GRAB ONE GLASS. SHE SAYS "WHAT ABOUT ME?" HE SAYS "YOU'RE DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE TONIGHT".
2006-06-14 09:23:19 · 15 answers · asked by ANGELA MAE W 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was pretty funny! I will use that one soon!
2006-06-14 09:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by cosmo5847060 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-06-14 18:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by doglady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before it was funny then but its not funny now sorry laterz
2006-06-14 16:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thank-you-I heard enuff jokes today-ask me tomorrow!!!!
2006-06-14 16:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by SidTheKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good wife
2006-06-14 19:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was not funny at all and u spelled WANT wrong!!
2006-06-14 16:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by sexi~mami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow do i feel dirty ritght now
2006-06-14 16:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a good one!!
2006-06-14 16:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by Martinez Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! That was awesome!
2006-06-14 16:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!!!!!
2006-06-14 17:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by TraceyH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋