2006-06-14 09:10:00 · 18 answers · asked by Laura 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not quite sure. Why are there marshmellows and hot dogs in here?? MAYBE WE'RE GOING CAMPING!!!
2006-06-14 13:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by half_cowgirl_half_angel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hell. Is there anywhere else anyone goes in a handbasket? I've never heard anyone say, "Wow, he's going to Nebraska in a handbasket!"
Yeah, I know that's the joke, but seriously, what IS a doornail?
2006-06-15 21:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...well, you might as well know the truth. My secret army of pink polka-dotted, eggplant-and-other icky-food-eating purple-eyed garden gnomes used sweet-smelling flowers to drug you for five and three-quarter hours. Then they put you in an old handbasket and now are dragging you to their not-so-top-secret cave in Minneapolis where you will make pickled table legs for the rest of eternity. You see, pickled table legs are their favorite foods. Santa's elves have to go back to the Pole soon, so a replacement was needed. My gnomes chose your name at random from the ever-growing list of people around the world. It was a toss-up between you and Michael Jackson. I think it's obvious why you were chosen instead.....
2006-06-14 16:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by writer_girl20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are going on a slowboat to China....errrrr...make that hell.
Except where the handbasket comes in, I have no idea.
Maybe there is shopping in hell?
2006-06-14 22:51:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are going where ever I decide I am going to take you
and it will be good.......
you are in the hand basket, because I put you in there so I can easily bring you to the special get away..
and then just set the basket down and let you finish your nap..
not to long of a nap, because I have a feather duster and I am...going to wake you up and then you will get out of the basket for the rest of your special trip.
smile
good luck
2006-06-15 17:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know but you're a helluva girl... btw if there's room maybe you would carry me in that handbasket like toto
2006-06-15 14:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are going to Bin Ladens cave in Afghanistan, you are in the basket because Al Queda has kidnapped you.
2006-06-16 18:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU are coming over to my house for a Dinner, and you have: Wine, chocolate, Chicken, pasta, Pasta Sauce...So I can Cook the dinner for you, and something else in your basket That I can"t say over The Y! Answer...;) But we Definitely will Use That "Something" lol
2006-06-14 19:03:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
going down the nile, moses
the pharoah made all the hebrew baby boys be sent down the nile in a basket
2006-06-14 16:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by ♥tropicalparadice29♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
North Dakota, it's like Hell only really cold instead of really hot.
2006-06-14 17:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋