he prayd lord i work every day and do 8 hours i want my wife to know what i go thru please can you switch bodies for a day. God in his wisdom granted his prayer. Next morning he woke as a woman.He arose cooked breakfast packed kids lunch, drove them to school picked up dry cleaning,paid deposit into bank, went grocery shopping,drove home put away groceries, paid bills, balanced check book.cleaned out the cat box,made beds,did laundry,vacuumed, dusted,swept moped the floor,picked up kids fed them milk and cookies organised their homework did ironing. peeled potatoes snapped fresh beans for supper and made supper.after supper cleaned the kitcfhen folded laundry bathed kids and put them to bed.st 9pm he was exhausted.wife came home and expected to make love which he did without complaint.Next morning he prayed Lord i dont know what I was thinking can you switch us back. The good Lord replied son i feel you have learned your lesson but you have to wait 9 months. You got pregnant last night
2006-06-14 08:50:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL!!!!!!!! thats hilarious. i love it.
great joke im gonna have to remember that one!
2006-06-14 08:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Then the next day She got to sleep in cuz the kids had off school, the laundry and house cleaning was done so She watched the morning show while sipping coffe, then took the kids to the park and gossiped with the other wives while watching them play. After that, went to Mcdonalds for lunch, went home and watched Oprah until the hubby came home while the kids did their own thing, then microwaved the leftovers from the night before. Man your stupid if you can't manage your time better. I am sure everday isn't like that, once the housework is done(laundry, dusting, ironing, vaccuming) its done for a week. Geez... best case during the week you get kids off to school, maybe run some errands around town, maybe make dinner, maybe order out, make kids lunches daily and clean house weekly. Tough stuff right there! Minus the kids, I do all that plus yard work, plus a full time 50+ hours a week job, plus remodel the house plus tae kwon do. I'll trade you in a NY minute.
2006-06-14 09:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by danzahn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be funny if the average woman did all of those things everyday. I mean really. Balance check book everyday, right. Pay bills every day, I doubt it. Pick dry cleaning everyday, I doubt it. Mop the floor everyday, not in our house. Ironing, yeah right. Laundry everyday, never happens. Give me a break.
That's not to say I do not appreciate my wife, and yes, I do help with most every household chore as well as watch the kids so she can go to karate class and the gym. I am a very involved father also.
2006-06-14 08:58:34 · answer #3 · answered by javelin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like an easy day to me, Housework> Combat in Iraq.
2006-06-14 08:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, it's a classic!
Guys have no idea what we go through.
2006-06-14 08:53:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome really witty.Keep it up.
2006-06-14 08:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by cooldude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its funny
2006-06-14 08:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its pretty decent.
2006-06-14 08:53:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is pretty funny
2006-06-14 08:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke sux, god does not do things like that. By the way have you ever heard of the morning after pill? duh.
2006-06-14 08:56:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋