Little Susie comes home and tells her mother, "Mommy, Timmy gave me $5.00 to do a cartwheel in front on him while he sat up in a tree!!!" Little Susie's mother says,"Susie, you shouldn't have done that! Timmy only wanted to see YOUR PANTIES!!"
The next day Little Susie comes home and says, "Mommy, Timmy gave me $10.00 to do a cartwheel in front of him while he sat up in a tree!!" Little Susie's mother says, "Susie, didn't I tell you that Timmy only wanted to see YOUR PANTIES??!!" Little Susie says, "Un,un, Mommy. I tricked him this time! I DIDN'T WEAR ANY PANTIES!!!!"
What do you think?
2006-06-14 08:40:25 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THat joke.....ITs goin' down.
2006-06-14 10:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The first time I heard that I fell out of the tree laughing.
2006-06-14 08:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by Par'o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-06-14 08:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by jab92593 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah i remember little suzie, blonde and dumber than a stump but had legs that wrap around you 3 times over. And rack you could just die for, always tan even in winter and she would do ANYTHING you asked... thanks for the memories
2006-06-14 09:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by Grin Reeper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD IT B4 BUT I GOT 1 4 U
LITTLE JONNY WENT TO SCHOOL AND THE TEACHER SAID CLASS WHAT WAS THE MOST INTERSTING THING THAT HAPPENED TO U AND LITTLE JONNY SAID: MY UNCLE WAS IN THE WAR AND GOT SHOT IN THE A S S . THE TEACHER WITH MUCH SUPRISE SAID OH NO LITTLE JONNY DONT SAY A S S SAY RECTUM. LITTLE JONNY SAID RECUM HELL IT KILLED HIM LMAO.
2006-06-14 14:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by oaklandkc1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke I've known it since I was 6 and everyone always laughs.
2006-06-14 08:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are 10 it's cool. If you are older than 10 it's not cool. Better not tell it to up your popularity rating...
2006-06-14 08:43:13 · answer #7 · answered by Neo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this joke in different forms all my life. I really think that it is sort of crude. Just my opinion.
2006-06-14 08:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by attitude1268 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny! Two thumbs up!
2006-06-14 08:59:31 · answer #9 · answered by Aimee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It works. Got a chuckle out of me.
2006-06-14 08:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by danl747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
2006-06-15 00:55:01 · answer #11 · answered by candy0813 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋