What is the funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?

Answer 1

Procrastinators unite... tomorrow
Bad spellers of the world...untie
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Faster than a speeding ticket.
FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !
Adults are just kids with money.
T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.
You are right where you belong, behind me!
You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.
YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!.
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
If you can read this you are too close..
If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
I hate bumper stickers!
There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it..
On the other hand...you have different fingers!
Keep honking, I am reloading!.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Look out! Behind you!
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
I just love nonverbal communication!
You can't be late until you show up.
I'm serious; it was a joke.
Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.
Why be normal?
Mean people suck!!
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Was today really necessary?
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
In theory, everything works.
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
No matter where you go; you're there.
Your lucky color has faded.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway

Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.
This is not an abandoned car.
Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?.
Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
No Radio - Already Stolen!
All generalizations are false.
God Bless Our Troops.
I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
Don't laugh it's paid for.
I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!!
This was better than any diet I've ever been on.
0-60 in 15 minutes!
Hang up and drive!
DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.
I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice.
I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV!
Study long study wrong.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
Save the planet recycle an environmentalist.
If you can read this you're in range.
I don't drive fast I fly low.
You have to be really secure to be seen in this car.
Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
I am not speeding I am qualifying.
It took 40 years to make me look this good.
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth
I pretend to work they pretend to pay me!
When there's a will I want to be in it!
If something goes without saying - LET IT!
I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days!!
You just lived your best moment, now GO live another!
Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!

Answer 2

Visualize Whirled Peas

Answer 3

two years ago there was a bumper sticker in a magazine that said I love, and you got to fill in the rest, I wrote poopin' and put it on my 17 yr. old sister in laws car without her knowing. She drove around like that for a day or two before finding out. tooooooooooo funny.

Answer 4

i have many lol

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
All men are idiots....I married their king.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Hang up and drive.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Answer 5

I support PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals

Answer 6

1my delinquent son got your honor roll daughter pregnant.
2warning:teenaged driver-driving too close may result in booger on your windsheild.
3I have PMS and a loaded 45,you were saying?
4Please shut up,I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Answer 7

On the ugliest car ever : All My treasures are in Heaven

Answer 8

I like trees not Bush

Answer 9

On the front bumper -- "Run Hillary, Run!"

Answer 10

The only Bush I trust is my own.