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He was hangin 1 foot off the ground from a rope and there were no chairs or anything for him to stand on. The only thing in the room was a puddle of water below his feet. How did he die?

2006-06-14 08:30:41 · 25 answers · asked by jesusfreak_200513 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

He was on a block of ice.

2006-06-14 08:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by dolfan 4 · 2 3

He got somehow locked in the room with a frozen block of ice and a rope. Wanting to commit suicide, he stood on the ice and hung the rope over the bars on the ceiling. He jumped off th ice with the rope around is neck and died.

2006-06-14 15:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by Kasey 2 · 0 0

Whatever he was hanging from, lets say pipes, he obviously tied the rope around his neck before hand, jumped up and grabbed the pipes, held on with one hand, while using the other hand to tie the loop, and then he let go. Once dead, his body relieved itself of its fluids, which is perfectly normal.

2006-06-14 15:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by candy0813 3 · 0 0

(Whatever he was hanging from, lets say pipes, he obviously tied the rope around his neck before hand, jumped up and grabbed the pipes, held on with one hand, while using the other hand to tie the loop, and then he let go. Once dead, his body relieved itself of its fluids, which is perfectly normal. )

this answer is the funniest

2006-06-14 16:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by Grin Reeper 5 · 0 0

Stood on a ice block and hung himself!

2006-06-14 15:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yea- he stood on the block of ice and tied the rope around his neck when the ice melted then he died

2006-06-14 15:32:42 · answer #6 · answered by kasully16 3 · 0 0

I drunk guy with a gun walked in and shot him but then spilled his beer on the ground so there was a puddle and then he hung the guy.

2006-06-14 21:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he was standing on a block of ice and then hung himself and by the time he was found the ice had melted.

2006-06-14 17:50:49 · answer #8 · answered by weirdo 2 · 0 0

He stood on a block of ice. Already heard this one.

2006-06-14 15:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 0 0

He stood on an ice block and hung himself and then as it slowly melted he died by being hung very slowly.

2006-06-14 15:35:07 · answer #10 · answered by love♥live♥dance 4 · 0 0

Yea, it's what the first guy...but dude that would have had to been one tall block of ice! And not only that...why in hell would anyone want to wait that damn long just to hang themself?!

2006-06-14 15:32:24 · answer #11 · answered by Ms. Williams 3 · 0 0

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