I don't.
Does that comfort you?
BURP!!!
Oops.
2006-06-14 08:02:59
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answer #1
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answered by shrek 5
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Good question buddy
its just a way of saying sorry, just imagine if ppl say sorry all the time. The word would have lost its meaning now.
To burp is a natural function but to burp in public is regarded a wrong way of conduct, dats the only reason
bye
2006-06-14 15:08:07
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answer #2
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answered by virgo26 2
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Well so is taking a sh*t but we do it behind closed doors in the bathroom, not in front of others. It's being polite, honestly who wants to smell the gases that have been brewing in your stomach?
2006-06-14 15:03:25
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answer #3
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answered by peachmonk 4
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Because it is a standard in our culture as good etiquette. Like saying "please" and "thankyou", and not breaking wind at the dinner table. Just one of those minor things that keeps us a notch above the animals, that's all.
2006-06-14 15:04:16
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Because its rude if i just come up to your room and fart and leave without saying excuse me.
2006-06-14 15:03:25
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answer #5
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answered by hazeddiablo 2
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it is considered rude in our region of the country, of course, in other countries, they burp to show that they liked the food!
2006-06-14 15:04:00
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answer #6
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answered by vcscallicoat 3
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Its just a polite thing to say when you belch at a restaurant or fart when people are eating.
2006-06-14 15:05:14
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Sometimes it is on purpose and it is the polite thing to do because it interups something.
2006-06-14 15:04:11
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answer #8
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answered by QTPie- Angel 2
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We're an odd species. We know that gastrointestinal events are a normal, expected part of our existence, yet we live in terror that a burp or a fart will escape us while we're with others. Perhaps a refresher from Miss Manners is in order about how one properly reacts to such events:
Acceptable noises. These are noises such as burping or the sounds accompanying choking, to which the response should come from the noisemaker himself, provided that the choking was not complete, in which case he is absolved of all social responsibility except that of having left his papers in order. Society acknowledges that these noises are made from time to time, but does not dignify them with a response. The offender says "Excuse me," and the subject is considered closed.
Unacceptable noises. Miss Manners does not plan to mention them, chiefly because they are unmentionable, but you all know who you are. What they are. At any rate, these are noises that are acknowledged by neither the noisemaker nor the noise recipient, because socially they do not exist. The practice of staring hard at the person next to you when, for instance, your own stomach has given off a loud rumble, is therefore to be condemned on grounds of etiquette as well as morals.
In other words, if someone nearby cuts the cheese, the correct response is . . . nothing. Socially, the event did not happen, therefore to comment upon it would show a lack of culture.
There; you may now let loose with impunity. Should the person next to you wrinkle her nose or offer comment, you are permitted to laugh inwardly at her faux pas.
Oddly, stories about uncontrolled flatulence are often based on the presumption that "out of sight is out of mind"; that if the activity isn't observed, it won't later be smelled. In real life, farts aren't conveniently waved away -- the evidence of them lingers in the air. The windy young lady of our story seems to presume her date won't notice anything amiss provided she lets loose when he's temporarily out of the car. In real life, very few of us would make that erroneous assumption.
A related version of this tale has an even longer history, one reaching back at least to 1940 :
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love.
When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this" so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he phoned his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.
Since he still had several miles to walk he thought he would walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered three extra large helpings of beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another fart coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the phone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned and went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weigh to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better when another urge came on.
He raised his leg and rriiipppp! It sounded like a diesel engine revving and smelled worse. To keep himself from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and then fanning each time with his napkin.
When he heard the phone farewells (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologising for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled "SURPRISE!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table.
2006-06-14 15:04:48
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answer #9
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answered by fooah 2
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IT'S RUDE NOT TO SAY EXCUSE ME.
2006-06-14 15:11:29
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answered by njbecoate 1
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because it's polite
2006-06-14 15:03:27
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answered by ilovecody 2
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