I need a real funny (but safe) practical joke that I can play on my co-worker. Any suggestions??
2006-06-14 07:57:00 · 9 answers · asked by ♥--->{Shauntee}<---♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Things To Do In A Restroom Stall
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
2006-06-15 21:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
THREE TOILET TRICKS: 1) Smear Vaseline on a toilet seat when no one is looking. It doesn't take much. Adding a thin layer of sand to it is even better. 2) Put a tight sheet of Glad Wrap over the bowl under the seat. This works best in women's facilities where the seat usually stays in place, but in the dark (THE DARK!!!) no one can tell. [Thanks to Nemo.] 3) Lift the toilet seat and stir in several boxes of your favorite jello...yellow/lemon is particularly appropriate but any kind you choose will be just as annoying as another! Do this after the victim goes to bed and let the jello set overnight. The next morning it will be a solid block!
2006-06-14 08:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by joshspringer7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I've had a few played on me you could get his keys and move his car to an inconspicuous part of the parking lot thats an oldie but a goody. I also had all of my clothes taken wrapped in seran wrap and tin foil and stuck in the freezer once took me a while to find those babies. I work in a restuant so...it leaves a lot of places to hide things and like I said we have to change into work clothes so our stuff is laying around lol hazardous very hazardous.
2006-06-14 08:04:53 · answer #3 · answered by KitKat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have co-workers that work for your boss this is perfect.
Call your boss and act like your coworker. Tell your boss you are sick with exploding diarrhea and will have to come in later in the day. When your coworker shows up your boss will be very reluctant to ask how there doing. Funny
2006-06-14 08:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by Revolver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change the response speed on his/her mouse to fast. It will jump around uncontrollably. Go to Start > Control Panel > Mouse > Pointer Options > Fast. Then watch them struggle to change it back, (if they can fugure out what's wrong).
2006-06-14 08:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by kitcat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put sweetner in any soda and watch it fiz. You can say that is was something else then say that it will cause some body malfunction and in the end just say what it really was
2006-06-14 08:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by calichicano88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take all of the staples out of the stapler, every time they refill them, you take them out again. Adjust the chair really high, then really low, every time they leave the desk.
2006-06-14 08:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by sweettea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some work done and quit pissing around
2006-06-14 08:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by Atheist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
2006-06-16 13:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by uttoransen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋